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Homeschoolers plot to take over the world


And in Germany...Gatto
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The main hope...Erasmus
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The philosphy of...Lincoln
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To repeat what others...Poole
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A tax supported...Patterson
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I suppose it is...CHristie
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Home Schooling is a very...Lloyd
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I believe it would...Wilder
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Homeschoolers should not...Asmal
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Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 7:20:05 AM   
Consecrated2God


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The plan to take over the world begins.

This is the place for discussing the particulars. Any idea? If you aren't a homeschooler, please do not read this message, as it will cause you to self-destruct. Thank you.

ETA:
Here are the links for the choices:
Pinky and the Brain.
Cat and the yarn.
The denim jumper.

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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 10:40:57 AM   
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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 10:57:15 AM   
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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 1:38:25 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Consecrated2God

If you aren't a homeschooler, please do not read this message, as it will cause you to self-destruct. Thank you.


I laughed at first because I didn't explode. But then I got this sudden urge to consume large quantities of adult beverages ........... May I proposh a toasht... to all thu homiesshcoolers and their blesshed mommas ........ All the shuffering mommas and their babiesh .... itty-bitty koooooootsy, kooooootsy ....... Sshh they babies shleeping ............. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 2:06:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		Tsk tsk. Shoulda heeded the warning. (Whaddya mean I should have posted the warning first? That's just silly.)

Aaanyway. Now that that's over, we can get down to planning.

So, we had talked about denim jumpers for everyone. Should we all design individual avatars, or use the same one?

Also, anyone have any good ideas for a universal signature line?

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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 2:08:04 PM   
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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 2:09:55 PM   
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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 2:11:16 PM   
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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 2:15:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oh, I guess that would make sense.

If that happens, then the top of the page will eventually be littered with usernames of poor curious souls who stopped to look. That's just sad.

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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 2:23:09 PM   
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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 2:29:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		You'll find out all that after we take over.

I can't remember if you are a homeschooler or not, RC. If you are sympathetic, though, you can always join us. Do you have a denim jumper?

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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 2:31:08 PM   
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Do you have a denim jumper

ROFLOL pictureing RCJames (as his avatar) in a denim jumper

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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 2:31:17 PM   
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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 2:48:15 PM   
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Status: online 		I have a couple of denim jumpers and was just yesterday contemplating why on earth I still have them. I guess it must be for this purpose. We could all have pictures of ourselves taken wearing denim jumpers and use them as our avatars. I may even have a picture of me years ago in a denim jumper and a head covering.

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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 2:50:53 PM   
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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 2:51:24 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm a future homeschooler! Can I join?? I don't think I have a denim jumper, but someone just gave me a really cute denim maternity skirt

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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 2:52:07 PM   
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I was picturing a pic of a jumper (not on a human) on a background or something. Hmmm. Denim Jumper League of Homeschoolers.

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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 2:59:01 PM   
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Status: online 		I am about to declutter my denim jumpers. (yes I own more than one)

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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 3:01:22 PM   
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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 3:05:39 PM   
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Guess I'd better start stocking up on them soon if I want to fit in.

I wouldn't worry about it. It seems that none of us wear them anymore. However, if you would like a couple, I'm sure we could send ours to you.

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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 3:10:25 PM   
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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 3:32:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		I've got one denim jumper. I mentioned in another thread that it was a hand-me-down from a public school teacher. Do you think it would still count?

I know! Those of us who have denim jumpers can get pictures in them, and those who don't can find a picture of a jumper on the internet and use Photoshop or another photo software editor to put their heads on top. You can even use Paintbrush if you are desparate. Or you can just use any old picture of a denim jumper, with or without a person inside.

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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 3:36:07 PM   
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I mentioned in another thread that it was a hand-me-down from a public school teacher.

It's contaminated. Put it in a paper sack, and bake at 250 degrees for fifteen minutes or until heated through. Then have it prayed over by a rabbi, a priest and a pentacostal minister. Hang it out of doors and if it has dew on it in the morning, don't wear it.

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RE: Homeschoolers plot to take over the world - 3/21/2008 3:37:48 PM   
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