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Never name your son Al. - 7/3/2009 10:34:51 PM
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Macaroni
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There seems to be a slight tilt in the force lately in America. I have to say this toung and cheek because my middle name is Allan, but I am not regerstered with a leftest lean, so I hope I am safe from the decenting connections.
First we have a fine gentleman named Al Sharpton. I am sure he is a fine gentleman. I never heard anyone say he wasn't. Sharp as a tack you know. That's why he is Al Sharpton. He would even pray with us for Jesus to help and bless America.
Then we have a guy named Al Gore. We all know Al. He invented stuff. I hear he wrote a book and made a movie. Hollywood types liked it. That makes it, totally Hollywood approved. Whoopie. They also liked Michael Moore, so ya know it is sanctioned on High.
Now we have the infamious Al Franklin. Well, Al was a funny writer I think. SNL would of been a little deader w/o Als fine style. Good clean fun and all.
So, I really want to tell you all about how I invented green house gases. I call it air and oxigen, but I found God did it first, what a guy huh. So I simply and humbly submit. If ever you think your son might be directed into politics name him Ronnie or Ike or Abe maybe, but whatever you do, please, never name your son Al. If you think you like the name Alluwishious spell it with an E. El I wish you all God be with us.
God Bless America and God Bless You, and Al too...sheeesh
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RE: Never name your son Al. - 7/4/2009 1:05:07 AM
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IamLibertarian
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lol...what? Im a little confused on the intent of this post. Was it a creative writing? A serious post in the wrong section?
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RE: Never name your son Al. - 7/7/2009 3:02:17 PM
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slushie
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What's the point of this essay? Sorry... I don't quite understand. Is it talking about people named Al, or just the name Al, or why you shouldn't name your kid Al? If it's the latter it doesn't tie in if you let me speak frankly.
Oxigen = oxYgen.
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RE: Never name your son Al. - 7/7/2009 6:10:44 PM
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Elena1030
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Ah, I think this was supposed to be a humor piece. I think I'm "getting" some of it. (Is it kinda like... Wow, can you believe there are so many serial killers with the middle name Wayne? ??)
infamious should be infamous
And it's Al Franken, by the way.
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RE: Never name your son Al. - 7/7/2009 6:37:09 PM
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slushie
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toung should be tongue :)
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