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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 4/11/2007 8:31:03 PM
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Showtime2585
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hehe yeah, living in united states now (massachusetts), but yeah, sou de coimbra. What part of Lisbon are you from? Send me a pm!
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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 4/12/2007 1:31:13 PM
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Some pretty good choices here to say the least. I see a lot of people mentioned Napoleon Dynamite...I have to agree, what is the appeal of that movie? Stupid me, I tend to buy a lot of dvd's and I heard so many good things about that movie so I went out and bought it thinking it would be worth it, boy was I wrong. It seemed to horribly drag halfway through and I maybe only slightly laughed once. Waste of a movie and a waste of an hour and half or however long it is. The dvd itself will make a permanent paper weight as far as I'm concerned or bond fire material.
When I saw the movie at the theater, I wasn't impressed at all, but strangely, it seemed to grow on me *after* I'd seen it, almost as if the memory of it was better than watching it. I don't think it was made to be a laugh-out-loud movie -- it has a very quirky and understated sense of humor and I think that's why so many people had so much trouble with it.
It's not the greatest movie of all time, but it's definitely not the worst. But then, almost all of the movies mentioned in this thread don't come close to qualifying as the "worst movie ever." Changing the title of the thread to "Movies I Hated" would make it more accurate.
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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 4/12/2007 3:47:29 PM
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Jurassic Park III, the Ace Venturas, and whatever Star Wars had JarJar Binks in it. That thing made me crazy.
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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 4/13/2007 10:54:46 AM
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All the Ernest movies from the early 90's...
Ernest Goes To Camp.
Ernest Goes To Jail.
and so on...
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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 4/13/2007 11:14:50 AM
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NOOOOOOOO.the ernest movies were great.
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All the Ernest movies from the early 90's...
Ernest Goes To Camp.
Ernest Goes To Jail.
and so on...
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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 4/13/2007 11:17:39 AM
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Day after tomorrow was just ok.snakes on a plane I didn't even watch because the previews look so stupid.
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Under the condition of big budget/hype, and that I have seen: toss up between...
Day After Tomorrow
Snakes on a Plane
There are others that are as bad, or worse, but didn't meet the big budget/hype criteria.
(Anyone ever see "Fortress of Amerikkka" or "Deep Star Six"?)
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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 4/13/2007 11:52:38 AM
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Worst movie ever? Easy.
That has been settled for a long time. It is called "Plan 9 From Outer Space" and included Bella Lugosi, who died during the filming of it, so they used "archive footage."
This has been judged the worst movie of all genres since the 1960s. So far nothing has really even come close.
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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 4/13/2007 1:03:41 PM
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This is a toss up between two musicals: Godspell and The Wiz.
Godspell is about a bunch of hippies who think they are Jesus, John the Baptist, and Jesus' disciples. This may or may not have been due to drug overdose. Throughout the course of cleaning up a garbage dumb and visiting various buildings, they sing and dance about Bible verses . Both "The Chief" from Carmen Sandiego and the evil lawyer from Legally Blond are in this movie. In the end the hippy who thinks he is Jesus is tied to a fence and shakes himself to death.
In The Wiz a women is swept out of Harlem into Dante's 9th level of Hell. As for the rest of the story, I didn't understand most of the words, so I don't remember too much (probably for the best). I do remember some garbage cans that were monsters in a subway and a group of dancers singing about the floor changing color for about 20 minutes. At the end a bunch of people started to strip off clothing in celebration of something and we had to fast forward. Again, the characters may or may not have been using drugs.
Yes, I'm afraid I have seen both. Now that you have been warned, please don't make the same mistake.
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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 4/13/2007 1:17:51 PM
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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 4/13/2007 7:49:14 PM
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There are quite a few. When I was a kid I saw "It's Alive." Mel Gibson had a dog of a movie in the 90's, I think htat it was called "Payback."
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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 4/15/2007 1:36:04 AM
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worst movies ever:
(Drumroll)
One Hour Photo
Talladega Nights
Thin Red Line
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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 4/19/2007 12:06:03 AM
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What is the worst movie ever?
The majority of twenty-first century box-office darlings.
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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 4/21/2007 3:30:39 PM
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Open Waters was one of the most horrible films I have ever seen. Very much a waste of time and now they have a sequel to it.
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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 4/22/2007 3:17:30 PM
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Vanilla Sky. *shutters*
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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 4/22/2007 4:37:57 PM
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Godspell is about a bunch of hippies who think they are Jesus, John the Baptist, and Jesus' disciples. This may or may not have been due to drug overdose. Throughout the course of cleaning up a garbage dumb and visiting various buildings, they sing and dance about Bible verses . Both "The Chief" from Carmen Sandiego and the evil lawyer from Legally Blond are in this movie. In the end the hippy who thinks he is Jesus is tied to a fence and shakes himself to death.
LOL
I hated that movie!
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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 4/22/2007 4:48:34 PM
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worst movie I ever saw was Spiderman. (I don't see a lot of movies and that one almost made me swear off 'em altogether)
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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 4/22/2007 9:14:15 PM
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Wow, let's break them in two categories,
BIG BUDGET
1. GRINDHOUSE (seems like the blasphemous golden boy of hollywood has come down to earth).
2. PEARL HARBOR
3. WATER WORLD
4. THE POSTMAN
5. BATTLEFIELD EARTH
6. FREDDY GOT FINGERED (CITIZEN KANE OF BAD MOVIES)
7. ME, MYSELF AND IRENE
8. TRAFFIC
9. SYRIANIA (PURE GARBAGE)
10. X MEN AND X MEN 3
American Wedding
Van Wilder
Low Budget
Next Friday
Friday after Next
Juice
Menace 2 Society
Soul Plane (awful)
Beverly Hood
Sweet Potatoe Pie
Malibu's Most Wanted
Barbershop 2
Judge Dred (good bad movie though)
Rocky 5 (looks low budget)
XXX State of the Union
Phat Beach
Club Dread
Eurotrip
Road Trip
The New Guy
Friday the 13th Parts 3, 4, 8, 9, and 10
All the Nightmare on Elm Streets
Halloween 3-8.
Suger and Spice
American Psycho
American Psycho 2
Devil in the Flesh 2
Black Momma, White Momma
White Boyz
Striptease
Somkey and the Bandit Part 3
Smokey and the Bandit Part 2
Problem Child 3
Robocop 3
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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 4/22/2007 9:41:33 PM
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shawke
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Grease II (Why oh Why?)
Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (ummm, George Burns AND Peter Frampton?)
I Spit On Your Grave (most disturbing, disgusting choice of movie I ever made)
The Song Remains The Same (never made it through without falling asleep)
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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 4/22/2007 10:08:28 PM
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1.) Chicken Little.
2.) Lady in the Water.
Cheaper By the Dozen doesn't compare to those two movies. Those ones are far worse.
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1. GRINDHOUSE (seems like the blasphemous golden boy of hollywood has come down to earth).
6. FREDDY GOT FINGERED (CITIZEN KANE OF BAD MOVIES)
Ugh. I've seen Citizen Kane and can see a bit of why it is a critic's favorite and has a cult following. With that said, I don't like CK. If FGF is the CK of bad movies, then I'll take your word for it. Grindhouse is just plain disgusting and I put it up there with Hostel.
I can't believe though that XMen is up on that list. For shame!
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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 4/28/2007 12:43:09 AM
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I have no idea what this movie is called but it is the dumbest most boring movie and what is worse is that a group of us kept saying how dumb it was but wanted to watch til the end to see if it even had a point.
some ballet movie with Neve Campbell from Party of Five.
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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 4/28/2007 1:39:38 AM
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Lady in the Water...there should be laws against movies that bad.
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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 4/28/2007 2:02:37 AM
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The Company is the dumb ballet movie I was thinking of.
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RE: What is the worst movie ever? - 5/1/2007 1:59:48 AM
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Napolean Dynamite is partially redeemed by the fact that his dance was used as the basis for the male Blood Elf dance in World of Warcraft.
Or maybe that's even more condemning...depends on your point of view.
Godspell the movie took a wonderful play and dumbed it down by totally misunderstanding what made the play work so well.
Thanks to the ease of Netflix, I can add "Aeon Flux" to my list.
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