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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 3/15/2008 11:52:29 PM   
Carleejoan


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Go for grey. I hear it's the new pink.


I'm tired of parking the vehicle. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 3/16/2008 6:47:23 PM   
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roller skate.

should I learn piano?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 3/29/2008 8:14:12 PM   
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Of course so you will be able to go to Holluwood and get a job.


How should I cook a beef roast for Sunday dinner?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 3/30/2008 12:10:32 AM   
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Don't cook it - raw is fine. Serve with hot pepers and horseradish.

What should I cook for the church pot luck?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 3/30/2008 1:47:10 AM   
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hmm... let's see.... aha! if it is a pot luck, here is what you should do. get a pot, and dump a bunch of irish whiskey into it. the irish are very lucky, and if the source of their luck is put into a pot, you get pot luck! when you take it to church, be sure to give a generous serving to the elders. they have earned it.

i need to study for a big exam. i have no idea where my notes are. what should i do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 3/30/2008 10:25:04 PM   
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come to our pot luck. You won't worry about the exam once you have the 'Irish Pot'.

What book can I get to read?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/1/2008 12:46:37 AM   
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Read a book about politicians, lawyers and telemarketors.


What's the plan, what's my next move?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/1/2008 12:04:32 PM   
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sign up to be an astraunaut. You may be able to move to the moon or mars. real estate there is still cheap.

I haven't done any ministry in church for a long time. For which one should I volunteer?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/1/2008 12:06:30 PM   
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All of them. Make sure you spread yourself really thin so that you don't have time for family, friends, etc.

Overcast weather effects my depression, what should I do about this?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/1/2008 12:14:38 PM   
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Homeschool all your kids and take over the world.

I can't think of any good jokes to play on my kids for April Fool's Day. Any suggestions?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/1/2008 5:53:17 PM   
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If you have a sprayer on your sink tape the squeeze thing so when they turn the water on they'll spray themselves in the face. That's what I did to my husband last year. He didn't say a word to me after.
Put ketchup in the shower sprayer.


I've got to get my cratered tv back to Costco. How do I do it?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/2/2008 1:08:25 AM   
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take it apart: it'll be a lot easier to carry.

Every year, something eats the rhubarb. It's just starting to come up again, how can I protect it till it's big enough to pick?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/2/2008 1:47:06 AM   
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Pitch a tent over it. It may not grow much but at least it'll be protected.


I have lumps on my lawn when a truck pulled up on it a couple years ago and also lumps from when a friend cleared snow and dug up part of the lawn. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/2/2008 1:41:21 PM   
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Add some more lumps and make believe it's from gophers.

I need a great birthday gift for a 4 year old boy.
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/2/2008 2:06:55 PM   
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That's good considering we don't have gophers where we live.

Buy him some Barbie dolls and GI Joe dolls.


I have a hard time sleeping at night. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/2/2008 7:17:40 PM   
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2 mugs of strong black coffee and that should make you fall asleep right away.

I read a lot and would like to stop and do some other activities?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/2/2008 10:59:06 PM   
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throw out all the books and just watch sitcoms on tv. soon your brain will melt down and you won't be able to read.

I just bought some pork ribs. How to cook them?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/2/2008 11:04:34 PM   
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Start a fire in your back yard. Dig under the hot coals and throw your ribs under the hot coals. Wait 30 minutes and turn them and wait another thirty minutes. Brush all the dirt off and chow down!


I need new sheets on my bed as the ones I have keep springing back. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/2/2008 11:07:53 PM   
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that's kind of like a clam bake, except they put sea weed in with the chicken and clams

Obiously, you need to get a smaller bed.

the ribs are still a bit tough. now what?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/2/2008 11:11:55 PM   
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Throw them underneath your nearest all=terrain vehicle and spin the tires a few times.


Yes that would be an idea thank you.

I would like to learn how make crop circles. Where is the school that teaches that?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/3/2008 12:55:58 PM   
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On Klingon. The Klingon teens come here and make them during spring break.

Well, it's spring and time for shorts and sandles. I shaved my legs and it's time to do my toenails. What's a good color/design?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/4/2008 12:44:38 AM   
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Don't bother doing your toenails. Just wear those fancy toe socks that have pictures on each toe.


It's springtime here but not warm enough for shorts or sandals yet. We in Canada just chose a different kind of fur to wear in the spring. We go from Buffalo winter fur to marmot fur usually. What is the best colour of fur to wear in the spring?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/4/2008 3:56:18 AM   
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Siamese cat fur.

It's raining cats and dogs outside. Should I try to bring them inside?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/4/2008 12:13:26 PM   
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Poor siamese kitties. You got something against them? No don't bring the animals in they'll help sponge up the mud puddles outside.


I need to get new furniture as our siamese cat destroyed it all. What should I buy?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 4/4/2008 9:50:23 PM   
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have everything covered in berber rug. makes a great scratch post. and put some catnip in the coushions.

I tried to post a pic of cat as my avatar but either it's itty-bitty or I'm told the file is too big.

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