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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/14/2008 2:34:43 PM   
Carleejoan


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You could visit all your immediate neighbours and tell them what they should change about their house and yard to come up to "better" standards. I'm sure they'll value your advice.



It's still so windy it's hard to do yard work. The crab grass is taking over one flower bed almost completely. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/14/2008 11:52:36 PM   
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Fly kites.

I feel like I'm just coasting along lately with no purpose. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/15/2008 1:12:04 PM   
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Get yourself a skate board! You ride your skate board and I'll fly my kite! LOL



I need to clean my fridge but dread it as it's pretty sticky inside. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/15/2008 2:24:48 PM   
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wear a gas mask and cover yourself from head to toe is plastic wrap.


I need to get my little sister dressed and take her outside but i don't want to. Should I anway?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/15/2008 3:38:23 PM   
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Just take her out nekid and tell her to roll in the mud and leaves until she's decent.

I'm going downhill on this skateboard. I always wanted to do this! Trouble is, I'm an old lady and don't know how to drive it. Help! There's a tree ahead. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/15/2008 7:10:24 PM   
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Don't do anything. God will protect you...he'll send an angel to lift you up over the tree so you don't run into it. Just stand there and relax!!!


I planted sunflowers in our backyard, and since they are in the only flat area, my brothers put their soccer goal right in front of them. What should I do to tell them this is not appreciated?????

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/15/2008 7:16:20 PM   
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Cut the net out of the goal.

How can I keep my neighbor's dog from peeing on my porch?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/15/2008 8:04:58 PM   
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Put some red hot sauce all over your porch and then put some hot pepper flakes on top of that.



How can get a load of dirt and sand delivered?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/15/2008 8:42:05 PM   
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Go to the beach and fill a dump truck with all the sand that will fit and then go to your neighbors garden and shovel all the dirt you need into something.

I have a irresitible urge to squirt my brother in the back with a water gun filled with ice cold water. What do I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/15/2008 9:14:47 PM   
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Have a water gun handy anytime you're around him, and when he turns around blast him with it.


I keep wanting to bake choco. chip cookies at about 10 at night what should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/16/2008 9:20:45 AM   
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Bake them but then eat them all to hide the evidence.


I need to start school (I am homeschooled) but am too addicted to the forums to get off. What should I do?????????

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/16/2008 11:42:05 AM   
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Go to a technical school to become a computer programer. Spend your class time playing games in the forums. This will be good preparation for work: it's called 'reverse telecommunicating' and lots of people on this forum are doing it

I need a quick way to make $5000.00 so we can go on a fabulous vacation somewhere.
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/16/2008 12:43:43 PM   
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Sell your vehicles and take the bus or train and come up here to beautiful northern Alberta, Canada, the land of moose and caribou. We even have hotels with spas and swimming pools in them with internet access!



I need to quit doing the forums and get some work done. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/16/2008 1:39:13 PM   
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Resist that temptation! Work will wait.

Sold my '82 Honda, but didn't get enough to take the bus out of the county. Still want a great way to make lots of money to spend on frivolous stuff.
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/16/2008 4:45:00 PM   
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sell all your belongings including your clothes and house and pets.

have my baby sister sitting on my lap which is making it harder to type. what do i do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/16/2008 7:45:10 PM   
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Have her play in the tub for a while with plenty of food coloured bubbles to make her colourful shades of the rainbow.



I need to go out in the Friday traffic again. How should I drive to make sure no one hits me?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/16/2008 7:50:12 PM   
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Drive on the sidewalk and across lawns.

How can I keep birds off the front porch?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/16/2008 7:56:38 PM   
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Sprinkle birdseed all over the yard.

Our rooster is mean and keeps trying to bite me. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/16/2008 8:45:49 PM   
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kill the rooster and eat him for supper!!!


I don't have a problem for you to give me bad advice for! What should I do?????

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/16/2008 11:13:49 PM   
Carleejoan


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Call up Dr. Phil and tell him you haven't got any friends.



I need to sleep longer at night. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/17/2008 8:10:26 AM   
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quote:

kill the rooster and eat him for supper!!!


I think that's good advice!


quote:

I need to sleep longer at night. What should I do?


Glue yourself to your bed at night so you can't get up.

We have too much to do today and not enough time to do it. Advice?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/17/2008 1:16:20 PM   
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blow off the most important things that you need to do so that you will have enough time.


I need to babysit but would rather be on the forums. What should I do?

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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/17/2008 2:09:36 PM   
still4gvn


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Get your baby sister playing vidio games on another laptop.

Great weather today. Should I go to the beach or wait for dh to come home from his meeting and do something with him? (he hates sitting on the beach)
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/17/2008 3:34:27 PM   
Carleejoan


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Drag him to the beach anyway. You have to do his stuff with him so he can do your stuff with you. Tell you'll get him a big slushy.



Great weather here too. I'm feeling lazy though. What should I choose to do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/17/2008 4:02:55 PM   
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Sunbathe. I hear it's good for you.

I am prone to carsickness, and I've got a three-hour car trip tomorrow. How can I avoid feeling nauseous?

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