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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/17/2008 5:23:01 PM
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GradySizemorefan24
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eat lots of cookies and milk, then turn the heater way up in the car I am going to be a camp counselor this summer for 9 weeks, how should I prepare to be with kids all summer?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/17/2008 8:04:55 PM
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still4gvn
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Get one of those black leather outfits with a bullwhip and handcuffs. They need to know Christian discipline! Guess what (referring to my previous post) dh came home early and said let's go to a park with a beach. He sat in the shade and I was in the sun and water. Only went up to my waist though - water was still chilly. we're having company after church tomorrow. What can I fix to eat that won't get the kitchen hot?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/17/2008 10:06:59 PM
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rmsherm7
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ice cream. it's easy to make...and it's got milk in it, so it's healthy!!! My younger siblings need to go to bed, but they won't. What do I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/18/2008 8:03:11 AM
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Consecrated2God
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Beat them within an inch of their lives. I need to get ready for church, but the girls are hogging the bathroom. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/18/2008 5:38:05 PM
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still4gvn
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Set off the smoke alarms and yell, "fire". Kittycat doesn't want to be petted or held now that the weather is hot. I miss my cat. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/18/2008 10:28:21 PM
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rmsherm7
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shave off all it's hair...then it won't be hot anymore!!! i need to go to bed, but I don't want to...what do i do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/18/2008 11:10:33 PM
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Carleejoan
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Drink a pot of strong coffee and eat caffiene jelly beans and chocolate syrup. My daughter has a bad cough still. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/19/2008 1:14:40 PM
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still4gvn
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Bring in an exorcist. She should only have good colds. caffiene jelly beans? yum. We need a fun activity for my housemate's 8 yr old grand daughter when she has her over Saturdays.
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/19/2008 1:19:17 PM
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Carleejoan
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Teach her how to gamble and smoke cigarettes. I keep getting headaches. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/19/2008 4:11:34 PM
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rmsherm7
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slam your head against the wall. i need to do homework but i hate it. HELP!
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/19/2008 5:41:09 PM
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Carleejoan
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Burn all your books and tell your teacher the dog ate them. Then get a job at Mcdonald's as a burger flipper. I need to clean my fridge but it's a sticky situation so to speak!
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/19/2008 6:37:09 PM
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rmsherm7
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I already told you what to do. cover yourself from head to toe with plastic wrap!!!!! i need to eat but can't find anything to eat!!
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/19/2008 7:37:52 PM
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still4gvn
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Tell Carleejoan to send all that stuff she's tossing out when she cleans her fridge. Another thread got me obsessing about pepperoni pizza but we agreed not to spend money on eating out/junk food. But I need pepperoni pizza!
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/22/2008 11:40:24 AM
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still4gvn
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How do I get husband to slow down? He runs himself ragged till he gets sick, crashes a couple of days and then starts again.
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/22/2008 8:50:43 PM
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Carleejoan
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Tie his shoes together. Hide your vehicle so he can't find it to drive somewhere. Hide his clothes so he can't get out to go somewhere. I feel stressed at times. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/23/2008 2:08:23 AM
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Get a high pressure job with a very demanding boss and whatever you do, don't pray or read your Bible! Allergies are driving me crazy, what should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/23/2008 11:55:29 AM
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Don't take any antihistimines and have dustmites as pets and dogs, cats and birds live in your house. Leave bits of food all over for mice too. It's raining again outside. I guess I won't get my flower beds done. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/24/2008 12:46:13 AM
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Carleejoan
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Just pretend that you don't know him and you've never met before in your life. Then go shopping. My daughter likes to shop and buy things and it stresses me out. What should I do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/24/2008 2:00:12 PM
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still4gvn
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Tell her she gets to do all the household shopping - food, soap, tp - but no clothes jewelry or makeup. I keep putting off exercise. How can I get myself motivated?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/25/2008 7:41:28 PM
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Carleejoan
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Watch one of those tv shows of obese people living in a hospital. How can I get I get motivated to do yard work?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/28/2008 12:39:07 PM
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Carleejoan
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Funny, pour water on it's head or give it a bath, then take pictures and send them all over the internet. I'm tired all the time from not sleeping well. What should do?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/28/2008 8:16:31 PM
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still4gvn
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Well, don't go to my cat for sympathy - she's not talking to you. Eat a big turkey dinner every night, with pumpkin pie, mince pie and apple-custard pie. That should put you to sleep. My dh is in mortal conflict with the dandelions and I'm pretty sure they'll win. How can I get him to let go and let God?
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RE: Bad Advice 2 - 5/29/2008 3:40:05 PM
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Carleejoan
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Yes I let go with my dandelions. My neighbours are so patient with me. LOL Dandelions are the gifts that keep on giving at par with cats and rabbits I'd say. I have to get outside before the next downpour.
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