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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/6/2008 5:03:20 PM
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I don't like the movie.
I refused to go see it because of all the hype and still have no desire to see it. I figured God didn't have choose to have me alive during that time so .... .
I have anger issues, manily with extended family and have a hard time expressing myself.
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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/6/2008 5:22:12 PM
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certain Down's Syndrome man who sings off pitch, changes the words to the songs, and cries aloud to Jesus with both appology and praise.
I envy you! I love the way you worded it... with both apology and praise.
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I abhor "devotionals."
Maybe that is why I have never been able to do them.
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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/6/2008 5:24:50 PM
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I enjoy the sound of nails clipping and children crying in church. Oh~! And nose blowing and throat clearing.
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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/6/2008 5:33:09 PM
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Earthless- you reminded me of something else shocking about me:
I see no point whatsoever for clowns. They are not funny and they do not make me smile. I'm not scared of them, I just think they are stupid.
And the people that actually enjoy them and find them entertaining are even more stupid. They shouldn't be allowed to have children.
Yeah, I said it.
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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/6/2008 5:41:40 PM
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This sounds like the whiners thread.
Oops! somebody go fetch it (whiners thread) so we can get back on shocking and terrible and disgusting and reprehensible and... things that you Christians do.
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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/6/2008 5:46:50 PM
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earthless
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During the course of my week I am very careful on whose hands I shake.. I wash my hands a lot and always take care to not touch any orifice if I just finished shaking someone's hands and I had not yet had a chance to wash them.
So you guessed it..............................................
Church was absolute torture for me when I knew that certain people there did not wash their hands after using the bathroom. And they were the ones that absolutely always came up to me wanting to shake my hand.
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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/6/2008 5:53:57 PM
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Church was absolute torture for me when I knew that certain people there did not wash their hands after using the bathroom.
Let me guess! You have ocd and keep a mental list of non-washers that you will take to the grave.
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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/6/2008 5:55:00 PM
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During the course of my week I am very careful on whose hands I shake.. I wash my hands a lot and always take care to not touch any orifice if I just finished shaking someone's hands and I had not yet had a chance to wash them.
Our pastor refers to it as "washing off the fellowship." It shocked me the first time I heard him say it, but then the gross-factor of it sunk in, and my shock disappeared.
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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/6/2008 5:58:03 PM
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earthless
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On a related note....
Sunday mornings...
Wake up, shower, wash my face, apply moisturizer, and a small dab of cologne.
Enter church smelling good and feeling great....
Walk into the sanctuary and get approached by several women each with their own perfume reeking to high heaven.. with two layers of pound cake make-up ready to smear the side of my clean shaven face.
Sigh.
So now I am aiming for my seat... smelling of five different women perfumes and both sides of my face smeared and reeking of makeup.
This vicious cycle repeats itself several times before the start of the service and sometimes even during worship time.
So now I am standing there waiting to get called up for the sermon and I am trying my best to concentrate on my sermon notes... but ready to pass out from the over powering scent of Chanel #5.
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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/6/2008 6:01:26 PM
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