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jbow -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 6:03:05 PM)

I absolutely cannot stand wimmen dancing in front of the church. If they did that at my church I would leave.

I think "pledges" are of the devil.

J



CoeurdeLeon_ -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 6:04:20 PM)

Earthless, dude, between this and the long fingernail thread it's becoming pretty clear that you've got some germ issues, man.[;)][8D]



earthless -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 6:05:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: jbow

I absolutely cannot stand wimmen dancing in front of the church. If they did that at my church I would leave.

I think "pledges" are of the devil.

J


Along those lines....

the people that run around the sanctuary with banners, ribbons, flags, etc... waving and twirling them incessantly all during worship.

*ducks*



earthless -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 6:06:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CoeurdeLeon

Earthless, dude, between this and the long fingernail thread it's becoming pretty clear that you've got some germ issues, man.[;)][8D]


I was raised by a woman that makes Martha Stewart look like a slob. My sister is the same way as her.. my wife? Not so much, but I do attribute it to me not getting sick in years. [:)]



bluestone -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 6:09:41 PM)

I make fun of hymns.

"I was sinking deep in sin WEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Make me a blessing, *POOF* You're a blessing!

Pass me not, o gentle savior...Rmmmmmmmmmm BEEP BEEP!!!

Did you hear the mountains rumble, no- that was just you pooting...



jbow -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 6:11:48 PM)

I have written something and deleted it four times. It is politically incorrect and I am afraid of being misunderstood, but it is so funny...

I am a horrible little man.

J



earthless -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 6:13:23 PM)

oooo... please do share it.

*muahahahahahah*

[sm=redfaced.gif]



Walker311 -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 6:16:31 PM)

I'll Fly Away

I wish you would!

Just as I am

Not is that dress...



jbow -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 6:16:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: earthless

oooo... please do share it.

*muahahahahahah*

[sm=redfaced.gif]


Well, if I get in trouble it's your fault...

Everytime I think about a president Obama I hear that line from Blazing Saddles running through my head... the new sheriff is coming and the church bell is ringing...

Seriously, I don't mean anything by it but I can't help it running through my head.

I told you I am a horrible little man.

Now sholud I delete it? Will someone be offended? I hope not...

PS Earthless, will you PM me so I can ask you about a certain teacher?

J



earthless -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 6:27:03 PM)

PM sent.. and if that's horrible.... then I am definitely in deep waters.



1love1God1way -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 6:51:35 PM)

When I was in highschool, I went to youth group for the babes.



CherishedbyGod -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 6:54:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: HisCovenant

I abhor "devotionals."



[sm=crystreams.gif]



CherishedbyGod -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 7:03:09 PM)

I hate thermomters for building funds[:@]

Actually, I have another one. I hope Pastors don't get offended[&:]

I really dislike it when the offering plate is passed during worship songs or hymns. It is distracting and breaks my connection with my Saviour. It just irritates me because while one is singing, you always have to have one eye open to see where the plate is...........

OK...You can kick me off the forums now[8|]



jfaye -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 7:13:45 PM)

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I really dislike it when the offering plate is passed during worship songs or hymns. It is distracting and breaks my connection with my Saviour. It just irritates me because while one is singing, you always have to have one eye open to see where the plate is...........


At least you don't have your eyes open to see---'what' is put in the plates!!![sm=rollingeyes.gif]

Did I really say that??[8|]



bluestone -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 7:15:57 PM)

children that cry in church are like four day old catfish...they should be taken out right away!!

(waits for sticks and stones)



L5FanLady -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 8:05:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: earthless

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ORIGINAL: L5FanLady

I love food made with alcohol. Beer-battered anything, beef burgundy and another meal you find at chinese restuarants made with chicken (hmm. Sorry can't remember....the alcohol is named after a city in Louisiana, I think....) I don't drink, I just like foods cooked with or in alcohol.

I am sometimes selfish.

I love to eat.

and that is all I can think of at the moment.[8D]


Bourbon chicken.... mmm.. mmm. good! [:)]

Yeah! That's it. Tastes real good![8D]



HisCovenant -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 8:32:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CherishedbyGod

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ORIGINAL: HisCovenant

I abhor "devotionals."



[sm=crystreams.gif]

To clarify, what I abhor is the way the Church (in my experience) promotes "devotionals" while neglecting to teach Christians how to study the Bible on their own. It's more the neglect part that scares me than the promoting part.



GroupW -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 8:42:17 PM)

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ORIGINAL: jbow
I am a horrible little man.


We know. ;)



ta_mosquito -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 9:42:24 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CherishedbyGod

I really dislike it when the offering plate is passed during worship songs or hymns. It is distracting and breaks my connection with my Saviour. It just irritates me because while one is singing, you always have to have one eye open to see where the plate is...........


Not offended, but have a question. Do you feel the same way about worship during the passing of the Communion elements, or does your church not do that?

I prefer singing during that; in our church, though, it's just organ music.



1love1God1way -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 9:45:38 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CherishedbyGod



I really dislike it when the offering plate is passed during worship songs or hymns. It is distracting and breaks my connection with my Saviour. It just irritates me because while one is singing, you always have to have one eye open to see where the plate is...........



I guess that doesn't bother me, because I consider my giving a form of worship as well.

Pretty much everything else bothers me, though.



sjd2008 -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 9:47:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: 1love1God1way

When I was in highschool, I went to youth group for the babes.



I thought ALL guys went to youth group for the babes.[sm=funny.gif][sm=funny.gif][sm=funny.gif]



jbow -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 10:56:41 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CherishedbyGod

I hate thermomters for building funds[:@]

Actually, I have another one. I hope Pastors don't get offended[&:]

I really dislike it when the offering plate is passed during worship songs or hymns. It is distracting and breaks my connection with my Saviour. It just irritates me because while one is singing, you always have to have one eye open to see where the plate is...........

OK...You can kick me off the forums now[8|]


Come to our church, we have no offering plates! Just a box at the back like God intended.

J



CherishedbyGod -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 11:25:46 PM)

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ORIGINAL: jbow

quote:

ORIGINAL: CherishedbyGod

I hate thermomters for building funds[:@]

Actually, I have another one. I hope Pastors don't get offended[&:]

I really dislike it when the offering plate is passed during worship songs or hymns. It is distracting and breaks my connection with my Saviour. It just irritates me because while one is singing, you always have to have one eye open to see where the plate is...........

OK...You can kick me off the forums now[8|]


Come to our church, we have no offering plates! Just a box at the back like God intended.

J


I wish we had that...I went to Calvary Chapel for years. I thought that is where you go?

It seems it would be trusting God alot more to just put a box at the back like God intended....or at least that is the way I wish it was...



CherishedbyGod -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 11:32:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ta_mosquito

quote:

ORIGINAL: CherishedbyGod

I really dislike it when the offering plate is passed during worship songs or hymns. It is distracting and breaks my connection with my Saviour. It just irritates me because while one is singing, you always have to have one eye open to see where the plate is...........


Not offended, but have a question. Do you feel the same way about worship during the passing of the Communion elements, or does your church not do that?

I prefer singing during that; in our church, though, it's just organ music.


Our church does do that. And, no, I do not feel the same way about worship during passing of the Communion elements.

Not offended at all........



CherishedbyGod -> RE: Shocking Christian Revelations (3/6/2008 11:51:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: 1love1God1way

I guess that doesn't bother me, because I consider my giving a form of worship as well.



I agree with that. I just prefer it to be done when I am not worshiping the Lord in singing and praising, corporately.

And, why does it have to be in the open? Did not Jesus say something like don't let your left hand know what your right hand is doing?

I just think it is a major distraction in corporate worship. Whereas something like Communion is supposed to be in corporate worship....



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