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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/9/2008 11:52:31 PM   
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So, y'all please stop reading the bible/devotion while in the john.


This is exactly what I do. Most of my biblical reading is done sitting on the throne.

I am usually there a few times a day.

I am not usually disturbed.

I know when I have some...irregularity...its God telling me I need to get into His word more.

For all the joking I do about my looks and poverty...I am actually young handsome and rich....

gets struck by two blts of lightening....



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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/10/2008 9:54:16 AM   
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So, y'all please stop reading the bible/devotion while in the john.


Umm, that's where we keep our devotionals.

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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/10/2008 12:36:58 PM   
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I was taught that swimsuits are sinful. So I swim naked.

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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/10/2008 1:10:36 PM   
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Hmm shocking....well I read fantasy books and play EQ2 and do not drink coffee, in fact Satan drinks coffee, we all know God drinks tea
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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/10/2008 1:56:31 PM   
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I once threw a telephone booth at another guy. I was a bit rambunctious in my youth.

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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/10/2008 2:15:33 PM   
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I once threw a telephone booth at another guy. I was a bit rambunctious in my youth.


and apparantly freakishly strong.

I can only imagine how far you could toss someone over the threshold. better watch that.

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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/10/2008 2:21:29 PM   
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I once threw a telephone booth at another guy. I was a bit rambunctious in my youth.


I can barely throw a telephone book.

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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/10/2008 2:38:41 PM   
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ORIGINAL: HighPlainsDrifter

I once threw a telephone booth at another guy. I was a bit rambunctious in my youth.


He-Man?

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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/10/2008 2:39:42 PM   
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I can only imagine how far you could toss someone over the threshold. better watch that.


Rest assured, I am much more meek and weak these days.

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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/10/2008 3:15:40 PM   
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ORIGINAL: earthless

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ORIGINAL: HighPlainsDrifter

I once threw a telephone booth at another guy. I was a bit rambunctious in my youth.


He-Man?


No. Phone booths go with Superman not He-Man. He-Man uses his sword to change persona.

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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/10/2008 3:48:42 PM   
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Ok,

I am going to share my biggie.

My heart was much more on fire for the Lord Jesus Christ for a number of years until a little over 2 years ago. I was ablaze with love for Him.

My love has waned the past few years. I could use excuses, but I will not.

By God's tender-mercies, love and grace He is beginning to light that fire again.

I feel compelled to share a verse here because I have been thinking about it alot: maybe it is just for me...but, somehow, I don't feel my revelation is mine alone....

Unto the angel of the church of Ephesus write; These things saith he that holdeth the seven stars in his right hand, who walketh in the midst of the seven golden candlesticks;
I know thy works, and thy labour, and thy patience, and how thou canst not bear them which are evil: and thou hast tried them which say they are apostles, and are not, and hast found them liars:
And hast borne, and hast patience, and for my name's sake hast laboured, and hast not fainted.
Nevertheless I have somewhat against thee, because thou hast left thy first love.
Remember therefore from whence thou art fallen, and repent, and do the first works
; or else I will come unto thee quickly, and will remove thy candlestick out of his place, except thou repent.


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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/10/2008 9:11:44 PM   
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Well thanks ladies for reassuring me. {{{Kim & CherishedbyGod}}}} for reassuring me that it was no sinful.

You see, we Christians can REALLY get confused. I was reading lately a Christian article about a woman who threw away her swimsuit bc she thought it was abomination or sinful to God. When I finished reading the article, I felt guilty and started to 2nd guess my habit of wearing swimsuit.

This woman must be belonging to a Legalistic/Pharisees type church and teaching which are the ones I try to avoid.

Thanks again ladies for comforting me. Bless you both!!!


Not a problem, cloak. As long as 'nothing' is hanging out, then why not wear one? I like the ones that have the tank top and the bottoms that are like a little skirt. Those are just plain cute!!

kim
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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/10/2008 9:13:12 PM   
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ORIGINAL: laura...

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ORIGINAL: earthless

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ORIGINAL: HighPlainsDrifter

I once threw a telephone booth at another guy. I was a bit rambunctious in my youth.


He-Man?


No. Phone booths go with Superman not He-Man. He-Man uses his sword to change persona.


So who would win in a fight? Superman or He-Man?

kim
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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/11/2008 7:19:28 AM   
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Supe. Not even close. His telescopic vision would see He-man coming from a hundred miles away and Supe's heat vision would either melt the sword and fry him on the spot or his super breath would blow him onto the next continent.

Unless He-man got ahold of some green kryptonite........

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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/11/2008 9:50:48 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Dancre

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ORIGINAL: Cloak

Well thanks ladies for reassuring me. {{{Kim & CherishedbyGod}}}} for reassuring me that it was no sinful.

You see, we Christians can REALLY get confused. I was reading lately a Christian article about a woman who threw away her swimsuit bc she thought it was abomination or sinful to God. When I finished reading the article, I felt guilty and started to 2nd guess my habit of wearing swimsuit.

This woman must be belonging to a Legalistic/Pharisees type church and teaching which are the ones I try to avoid.

Thanks again ladies for comforting me. Bless you both!!!


Not a problem, cloak. As long as 'nothing' is hanging out, then why not wear one? I like the ones that have the tank top and the bottoms that are like a little skirt. Those are just plain cute!!

kim



So do I! Mine is the one piece tank top swimsuit that does not reveal any cleavage. Talking about swimming...I miss swimming! I haven't been to the pool in 3 or 4 years. Have been having busy life. I need to slow down and have some fun. Although I think it's foolish to think about summer and heat right now with this stubborn chilly snowy winter which does not seem to be over even though springtime is just around the corner. Isn't that funny???

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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/11/2008 1:10:33 PM   
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Swimsuits... thank you for not hanging out.

A few years ago we were at Lauderdale-by-the-Sea. There is a boardwalk area with a nice restaurant. A lot of young people hang out there, and I do mean 'hang out'. We were walking into the restaurant and there was a girl with a perfect body laying on a towel, right beside the boardwalk, on her tummy, wearing a thong.

My wife commented, "that should be illegal". Well...I thought she was saying it should be illegal to look like that. (There is a difference between the way women and men think I reckon.) So she explained it to me... DOH!

I pretty much stay away from the beach, especially those beaches where young people go.

J

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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/11/2008 2:21:37 PM   
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I once threw a telephone booth at another guy. I was a bit rambunctious in my youth.


I can barely throw a telephone book.


I can't even throw a pine cone!

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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/11/2008 2:38:16 PM   
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Swimsuits... thank you for not hanging out.

A few years ago we were at Lauderdale-by-the-Sea. There is a boardwalk area with a nice restaurant. A lot of young people hang out there, and I do mean 'hang out'. We were walking into the restaurant and there was a girl with a perfect body laying on a towel, right beside the boardwalk, on her tummy, wearing a thong.

My wife commented, "that should be illegal". Well...I thought she was saying it should be illegal to look like that. (There is a difference between the way women and men think I reckon.) So she explained it to me... DOH!

I pretty much stay away from the beach, especially those beaches where young people go.

J


I would not even dare to share what my girlfriend and I used to do at the beach at the Pacific Coast, aside from feasting on strips at Newport Beach.

I mean, it really was not that bad, just made both of us laugh alot. It was when we would be swimming in the ocean and go under a wave, coming up without our tops on because the waves were so strong.

But, we were both unsaved at that time so please have mercy on us....

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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/11/2008 10:56:17 PM   
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i like a lot of things in church. back biting, criticism, anger,and rumors are out of place. i get excited when i read the bible. i am a believer. religion covers too much territory. JESUS is the only way. no exceptions.
to think otherwise would rob you of JESUS'S hope, peace, and tranquility
i believe the FATHER'S WILL is always perfect for you. i believe the HOLY SPIRIT is essential in a believer's walk. the HOLY SPIRIT sets my feet a dancing.
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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/11/2008 11:15:49 PM   
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So, these are shocking revelations, eh? Well, that's really kinda sad. And not real. This is real:

I have been paid for sex by one man. The other 49 were freebies.

I am a recovered, not recovering, alcoholic.

I used every drug known to man in the 1970's.

I was beaten up by a gay man.

I tried three times to kill myself, 35 years ago, and was placed in a psychiatric hospital, where I learned how to smoke three packs a day.

I was, and still am, an unwed mother. With five grandchildren.

However...

Jesus died for me. He did that so that I might be able to sit on the lap of my heavenly Father, completely pure and redeemed. And He wants me to stay there, head in the crook of His neck, trusting Him with every hurt in my heart.

And finally, I don't think much of what has been in this thread is at all shocking. I think most of it is pretty much, and I can't think of a less abrasive word for it, of a cop out. I get that it is mostly fun and all that, but is it real? Or is that kinda scary?

Starting the "post deleted" count down....
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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/12/2008 6:50:49 AM   
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And finally, I don't think much of what has been in this thread is at all shocking. I think most of it is pretty much, and I can't think of a less abrasive word for it, of a cop out.


Ldychef2k,

Did you see all of the title... Shocking Christian Revelations?

It was meant to be semi fun and centered around what we Christians do that may shock or suprise other Christians not what we did before getting saved.
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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/12/2008 8:00:11 AM   
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Yes, I think it's safe to say that about 99.9% of this thread is meant to be tongue in cheek.

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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/12/2008 11:03:03 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Ldychef2k

I have been paid for sex by one man. The other 49 were freebies.

I am a recovered, not recovering, alcoholic.

I used every drug known to man in the 1970's.

I was beaten up by a gay man.

I tried three times to kill myself, 35 years ago, and was placed in a psychiatric hospital, where I learned how to smoke three packs a day.

I was, and still am, an unwed mother. With five grandchildren.

However...

Jesus died for me. He did that so that I might be able to sit on the lap of my heavenly Father, completely pure and redeemed. And He wants me to stay there, head in the crook of His neck, trusting Him with every hurt in my heart.



Starting the "post deleted" count down....


Thank you for sharing all this.

Your post will give many unbelievers hope that we can become whole in Jesus........

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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/12/2008 11:56:00 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Ldychef2k

So, these are shocking revelations, eh? Well, that's really kinda sad. And not real. This is real:

I have been paid for sex by one man. The other 49 were freebies.

I am a recovered, not recovering, alcoholic.

I used every drug known to man in the 1970's.

I was beaten up by a gay man.

I tried three times to kill myself, 35 years ago, and was placed in a psychiatric hospital, where I learned how to smoke three packs a day.

I was, and still am, an unwed mother. With five grandchildren.

However...

Jesus died for me. He did that so that I might be able to sit on the lap of my heavenly Father, completely pure and redeemed. And He wants me to stay there, head in the crook of His neck, trusting Him with every hurt in my heart.

And finally, I don't think much of what has been in this thread is at all shocking. I think most of it is pretty much, and I can't think of a less abrasive word for it, of a cop out. I get that it is mostly fun and all that, but is it real? Or is that kinda scary?

Starting the "post deleted" count down....



Thank you for your transparency and vulnerability. I am so proud of you. You are a living proof for everyone that Nothing is too difficult or too impossible to God.

Praise be to the LORD every where!!!

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RE: Shocking Christian Revelations - 3/12/2008 6:16:34 PM   
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Thank you for your transparency and vulnerability. I am so proud of you. You are a living proof for everyone that Nothing is too difficult or too impossible to God.Praise be to the LORD every where!!!


Amen!

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