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Boats -> Stupid smelly Stuff (3/11/2008 10:34:21 PM)
[8D] as a <single> guy I have a problem with all the goofy fragrances those marketers put out on the shelf. I usually stare at the shampoo's wondering what "strawberry mountain surprise" smells like or should I go with "orange bananaberry sunset. " My brain keeps looking for "S O A P " but that word somehow has gotten lost. Today I needed some carpet fro fro. and the best I can find is "rainforest starlight twinkle dust" (ok I added "dust") Dangit ! I request - nay - DEMAND some MASCULINE Scents Gimmie: Camp fire Fresh cut lawn Saw Mill Hardware store BBQ grill - ( tho a dog or two may follow one around) Fresh brewed coffee New Car Fresh baked pizza Baseball glove Gun oil And "old school copier" At least something that doesn't require a translator. [&:] Boats [sm=pirateparot.gif]

denbert -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (3/12/2008 6:16:27 AM)
- LOL! I couldn't agree with you more!

mrtigger -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (3/12/2008 10:22:23 AM)
Me too!! Too many perfumy shampoos. I was desperate so I went shopping for a new one and I found one that was made in Australia. Knowing that Australians are manly men, wrestling crocs and all that, I figured it probably had a nice manly smell. Like croc poop or something. But I tried it and it smelled like mango & papaya fruit salad too.[8\|] (Ray: I spelt croc right this time. [;)])

APZR -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (3/12/2008 12:33:53 PM)
I buy Ivory pure soap, no funky mango sent in that pure animal fat lye. For shampoo, I get the cheapest unscented White Rain. Recently Old Spice came out with a mens body wash, and have been using that lately... love that traditional manly man scent. What gets me though is when I'm on the road and forget my bathroom bag. I have no choice but to use the froo-froo sented stuff in the hotel room. In those rare occasions, I just have to go smelling like a metro-sexual. [:@]

earthless -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (3/12/2008 3:58:37 PM)
Boo.. You guys are boring. [8D]

APZR -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (3/12/2008 7:08:42 PM)
Tell you what, you give me some of that Gun Oil scent.... then I'll think about putting on a kilt (in the private confines of "the garage").

Christian30 -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (3/12/2008 11:10:09 PM)
Boats, I can relate. I'm not single, but I travel and so some things apart from my family. It can be a challenge to find "thank you" notes, stationery, greeting cards, etc., with masculine designs. The world can be a feminine place these days.

denbert -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (3/13/2008 6:29:44 AM)
- This world IS a feminine place these days! Well, except for in here!

9drtr -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (3/13/2008 7:01:13 PM)
My sister has long said she'd marry the first man she met who used Hoppes #9 as an aftershave. Fresh gunpowder. Now that's a smell I miss.

rayofson -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (3/18/2008 2:25:09 PM)
How about 'magic marker'? Nothing like being ovecome in the shower. [sm=icon_smile_faint.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

denbert -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (3/19/2008 6:14:06 AM)
- I think I'll pass on the magic marker smell. Thanks anyway!

Boats -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (3/23/2008 9:10:43 PM)
quote: denbert I think I'll pass on the magic marker smell. Thanks anyway! me too. How about some WD40 cologne [:D] or burning leaves after shave ? New money something -anything - that doesn't make me feel as if I feel in the flower garden. Boats [sm=pirateparot.gif]

denbert -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (3/23/2008 9:23:48 PM)
- Propane!

rebelyell -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (3/24/2008 3:10:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: 9drtr Fresh gunpowder. Now that's a smell I miss. I prefer to smell it after it has been burnt. body odor is an awesome guy smell. At least i think so. cigars are a nice manly smell. I'm too young to smoke them so i just smell the pleasant fumes. someday i will probably die of secondhand smoke.[8\|]

9drtr -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (3/24/2008 7:04:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: rebelyell quote: ORIGINAL: 9drtr Fresh gunpowder. Now that's a smell I miss. I prefer to smell it after it has been burnt. I meant freshly burnt.

denbert -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (3/24/2008 8:53:47 PM)
- That's better than burnt popcorn for sure!

beauregarde -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (3/25/2008 5:17:31 PM)
How about... Gym Locker Well Worn Shoes Men's Floor - College Dormitory 2nd Day Socks Chlorine Open Pit (not the bbq sauce)

1love1God1way -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (4/2/2008 1:35:10 AM)
Fresh Cow Pie?

rayofson -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (4/2/2008 1:39:00 PM)
That would be known as 'Fresh Country Air'.

denbert -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (4/2/2008 8:55:55 PM)
- Yeah, I grew up in that fresh country air!

Walker311 -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (4/3/2008 6:50:20 AM)
I used to use white IVORY soap. It has no smell. I would have trouble throughout the day with people ignoring me. Never understood why until the first day I used COAST soap and shazam! Even the dog would greet me.

denbert -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (4/16/2008 6:20:25 AM)
- Glad you found the secret of life.

Sartrian -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (4/22/2008 12:17:36 AM)
Japanese Cherry Blossom from the Bath & Body Works is marvelous. And their vanilla body wash is wonderful too-- apparently, it has jasmine, calendula, and white tea scents mingled in to the base, according to the Bath & Body Works website. Also, the Dove Pink soap smells like roses-- like they mixed the petals with cream or something like that. I'd advise that for a bar of soap on a regular basis.

denbert -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (4/22/2008 6:06:32 AM)
- Uh, something has gone wrong here.

Sartrian -> RE: Stupid smelly Stuff (4/23/2008 1:57:15 AM)
quote: Uh, something has gone wrong here. How so? I'm a man, ipso facto, the scents I mentioned are "masculine."

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