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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 8:28:50 PM   
CoeurdeLeon_


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That means you're obligated to give her candy unless you prefer a trick.


She will have her favorite candy if I can find out what it is.

That reminds me.....


KATH!!! I saw Halloween Cadbury Eggs. Not the mini ones but still...

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 8:29:29 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Qtman

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That means you're obligated to give her candy unless you prefer a trick.


She will have her favorite candy if I can find out what it is.


I don't know about Kath, but mine is Reeses Peanut Butter cups...








Just sayin'.....

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 8:30:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oh Wise Counselor Kerrlaw,

I have a new business idea. Regularly in the news there are reports of criminals who didn’t think things through. So I got to thinking that I could have a 1-800 number for criminals—they could call me and run their plans by me and I would give them good advice.

1-800-HFSC (Help For Stupid Criminals)

Example of the kinds of answers a stupid criminal might receive:

“Why, Mr. Jones, your plan has some possibility of success, but your chances of a successful bank robbery will greatly improve if you write your note on a BLANK piece of paper instead of on your deposit slip.”

Some other clever and not so clever names for the 1-800 #:

ROBR Rejecting Obtuse and Bungling Rascals
STAB Sad Thieves Ask the Babe
STUC Stopping Those Unintelligent Crimes
CRIM Criminals Rejecting Inferior Methods

Hubby wants to call it CRiminal Assistance Program (observe the TOS acronym).

So, do you want to invest in this venture?


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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 8:32:24 PM   
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KATH!!! I saw Halloween Cadbury Eggs. Not the mini ones but still...

I saw on the news Cadbury was having a recall on some of their candies is other countries, Not here in the USA.

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 8:33:33 PM   
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KATH!!! I saw Halloween Cadbury Eggs. Not the mini ones but still...

I saw on the news Cadbury was having a recall on some of their candies is other countries, Not here in the USA.

Glad it's not in the US, that would be tragic.

Why are they recalling them, do you know?

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 8:36:37 PM   
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Oh Wise Counselor Kerrlaw,

I have a new business idea. Regularly in the news there are reports of criminals who didn’t think things through. So I got to thinking that I could have a 1-800 number for criminals—they could call me and run their plans by me and I would give them good advice.

1-800-HFSC (Help For Stupid Criminals)

Example of the kinds of answers a stupid criminal might receive:

“Why, Mr. Jones, your plan has some possibility of success, but your chances of a successful bank robbery will greatly improve if you write your note on a BLANK piece of paper instead of on your deposit slip.”

Some other clever and not so clever names for the 1-800 #:

ROBR Rejecting Obtuse and Bungling Rascals
STAB Sad Thieves Ask the Babe
STUC Stopping Those Unintelligent Crimes
CRIM Criminals Rejecting Inferior Methods

Hubby wants to call it CRiminal Assistance Program (observe the TOS acronym).

So, do you want to invest in this venture?





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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 8:37:08 PM   
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Why are they recalling them, do you know?


I think for using tainted Chinese milk products.

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 8:39:27 PM   
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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 8:45:57 PM   
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Oh, Kath. You really missed something. I don't know what and I'm fairly certain it wasn't music but it was something.


HA!

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P.S. I love that avatar of yours!

Thank you, thank you! I don't leave it up too long because it's kind of bad to have it up and nudge someone, you know? I don't want them to think I'm calling them an idiot.


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For some reason, seeing the title reminds me of the time we went to Sam's Club on Halloween and they gave me a bunch of candy but I don't remember if I already posted that story.


If you did I didn't read it.

*making a mental note to go to Sams on Halloween*


Hey everybody Kath is Trick or Treating at my house this year.




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That means you're obligated to give her candy unless you prefer a trick.


She will have her favorite candy if I can find out what it is.


Peanut butter cups!!!
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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 9:04:10 PM   
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That means you're obligated to give her candy unless you prefer a trick.


She will have her favorite candy if I can find out what it is.

Uh Sam...first you were working on getting on Santa's good list...now you're trying to bribe a moderator!!!! You of all people should know better than that!!!

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 9:08:37 PM   
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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 9:14:52 PM   
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Uh Sam...first you were working on getting on Santa's good list...now you're trying to bribe a moderator!!!! You of all people should know better than that!!!


You never know, it just might work!
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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 9:18:11 PM   
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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 9:49:24 PM   
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Hmmm...i'm debating on whether to put my pumpkin avatar up yet. What do y'all think?
Go ahead!!!

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 9:51:45 PM   
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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 9:54:22 PM   
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Ok, what y'all think?

I "LOVE" it!!!!

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 10:02:08 PM   
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Ok, what y'all think?


Well, my wife says I rarely think, but that a cool pumpkin.

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 10:06:13 PM   
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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 10:16:08 PM   
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Question:

I have heard Southern Gospel... What's Northern Gospel sound like?


* The Cathedrals (Ohio)
* Gaither Vocal Band (Indiana)
* Signature Sound (Ohio)
* Collingsworth Family (Ohio) (well, sorta--Cincinnati area's as much South as anything)
* Joseph Habedank and Matthew Holt of the Perrys
* Jacob Kitson of Greater Vision (Indiana)

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 10:32:32 PM   
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That means you're obligated to give her candy unless you prefer a trick.


She will have her favorite candy if I can find out what it is.


Can I go trick or treating at your house to? Oh wait. I don't believe in trick or treating. I guess that wouldn't work unless you give out candy on other occasions.

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 10:33:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		Daniel- those all sound like southern gospel to me. I am guessing that Yankees uh Northerners can like, and perform Southern Gospel. I was just wondering if there was a Northern Gospel. You know with a bronx accent or something of the sort.

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 10:36:32 PM   
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Daniel- those all sound like southern gospel to me. I am guessing that Yankees uh Northerners can like, and perform Southern Gospel. I was just wondering if there was a Northern Gospel. You know with a bronx accent or something of the sort.


Oh...actually, a couple of those singers, especially the individual ones I named, have what sounds to my Yankee ears like "no accent."

Bronx Gospel...now that, I must admit, I've never heard!

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 10:53:56 PM   
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Should I be a:

Peacock?

Butterfly?

Baby?

Or

Someone that Kristin might run into?

Hope these links are okay. If not, please let me know.

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 10:54:00 PM   
utilityfielder


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Check here.

It does look like folk/rock to me.

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RE: Kerr's Treat Jar - 10/1/2008 11:01:00 PM   
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