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Prairiehiker -> RE: Bad advice (11/29/2008 7:27:39 PM)
Send them all an envelope full of Monopoly money. How do I understand the meaning of the Revelation?

RamiRedeemed -> RE: Bad advice (11/29/2008 8:46:58 PM)
just make it up as you go like everyone else does how do i fix my dryer? it doesnt seem to be drying well

BeeLuvsAva -> RE: Bad advice (11/29/2008 9:01:57 PM)
Take your own advice, use elmers glue [;)] how do I get my phone to stop ringing?

RamiRedeemed -> RE: Bad advice (11/29/2008 9:02:52 PM)
call china for a few days straight. your bill will be too high to pay it and your service will get shut off what should i buy my pastor for christmas?

BeeLuvsAva -> RE: Bad advice (11/29/2008 9:07:40 PM)
Buy him the book called Natural Atheism by Michael Martin [8D] What should I get my 8(almost 9) week old daughter for Christmas?

RamiRedeemed -> RE: Bad advice (11/29/2008 9:11:56 PM)
a car when was your baby born?? how do i get my husband to buy me a new diamond for christmas

BeeLuvsAva -> RE: Bad advice (11/29/2008 9:22:48 PM)
tell him you will leave him unless he gets you a diamond for christmas [8D] she was born October 6th How should I tell my neighbor to turn down their music?

RamiRedeemed -> RE: Bad advice (11/29/2008 9:25:36 PM)
don't just shoot him with a baked potato launcher my baby was born on the 26th of sept How to get her to stop crying?

BeeLuvsAva -> RE: Bad advice (11/29/2008 9:32:29 PM)
Haha! Take your own advice, give her a bunch of candy, I heard kids love it [8D] Aww she is just a little over a week older then my daughter. How can I NOT cry after I drop my daughter off at daycare for the first time?

RamiRedeemed -> RE: Bad advice (11/29/2008 9:47:13 PM)
just take her to work with you, i heard the bosses love that too how do i get these cute mary jane shoes to stay on her wee lil feet?

BeeLuvsAva -> RE: Bad advice (11/29/2008 10:27:16 PM)
Again, how many times must I say, take your own advice, use the elmers glue [8D] What time should I wake up for church tomorrow? it starts at 9am

RamiRedeemed -> RE: Bad advice (11/29/2008 10:35:29 PM)
well with a new baby and all you should probably wake up about 8:49. babies are easy to get ready ROFL and you'll be out the door in no time my husband and i decided a few weeks ago that we were not doing gifts for christmas this year for anyone but each other and our baby. we were goin to do pictures of her instead. i spent 200 on the photos and now he wants to do gifts. how do i persuade him to stick with our original idea?

BeeLuvsAva -> RE: Bad advice (11/29/2008 10:38:41 PM)
Tell him that your the woMAN of the house, so you decide what this family does for christmas lol. Should I go to sleep right now?

RamiRedeemed -> RE: Bad advice (11/29/2008 10:40:05 PM)
nawh just stay up all night. that makes people really cheerful the next day how long shold i leave this hair colour in

BeeLuvsAva -> RE: Bad advice (11/29/2008 10:41:35 PM)
take it out after you get back home from chruch tomorrow, that should be just enough time. is there a law against beating up neighbors?

RamiRedeemed -> RE: Bad advice (11/29/2008 11:18:09 PM)
no of course not. the police actually encourage doing that what should i dress Israel in for chruch tomorrow

BeeLuvsAva -> RE: Bad advice (11/30/2008 4:21:18 PM)
Just put a diaper on her, she should be fine. what should I cook for dinner?

Prairiehiker -> RE: Bad advice (11/30/2008 6:38:09 PM)
Let's see. Your neighbor's cat. They taste like chicken from what I hear. Should I kick out my daughter from her video games so I can watch the last few minutes of the Steeler's game?

BeeLuvsAva -> RE: Bad advice (11/30/2008 6:40:24 PM)
nah you can miss the steelers game. GO STEELERS!! how would I go about cooking the neighbors cat?

Prairiehiker -> RE: Bad advice (11/30/2008 6:46:04 PM)
Fried? Stewed? Bbbqued? marinated? Hmmmm...the possibilities are endless, lol. How can we get Rami back in here right now?

BeeLuvsAva -> RE: Bad advice (11/30/2008 6:49:32 PM)
Call the police, tell them it's a emergency and that they need to tell her to get her booty on crosswalk. What should I serve with my stewed cat?

Prairiehiker -> RE: Bad advice (11/30/2008 6:52:54 PM)
You should have made a cat casserole instead. It wouldn't be so difficult to make dinner, lol. But stewed cat? Hmmmm...how about a bottle of vodka to make it go down easy, lol. How should I do my victory dance when the Steelers win in a few minutes. I'm off to watch the game. Later. Enjoy your stewed cat. Next time, I'll tell you how to stew a dog, lol.

BeeLuvsAva -> RE: Bad advice (11/30/2008 6:56:23 PM)
well get on top of your neighbors car and start jumping up and down as hard as you can screaming "THE STEELERS WON THE STEELERS WON!" LOL I would LOVE to know how to stew a dog, I hope it's not hard! [8D] What is the score of the steelers game?

Prairiehiker -> RE: Bad advice (11/30/2008 7:58:53 PM)
33-10. I didn't get to watch it because it's not on. I watched the Broncos vs Jets instead (crying for my dear Favre!) So, how do I get through the old testament before the end of the year?

BeeLuvsAva -> RE: Bad advice (11/30/2008 8:15:57 PM)
Don't read at all until the end of the year, that or you can just eat all the pages. What should I wear on my first day back to work tomorrow?

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