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RE: Bad advice - 11/29/2008 7:27:39 PM   
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Send them all an envelope full of Monopoly money.

How do I understand the meaning of the Revelation?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/29/2008 8:46:58 PM   
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just make it up as you go like everyone else does

how do i fix my dryer? it doesnt seem to be drying well

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RE: Bad advice - 11/29/2008 9:01:57 PM   
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Take your own advice, use elmers glue

how do I get my phone to stop ringing?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/29/2008 9:02:52 PM   
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call china for a few days straight. your bill will be too high to pay it and your service will get shut off

what should i buy my pastor for christmas?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/29/2008 9:07:40 PM   
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Buy him the book called Natural Atheism by Michael Martin

What should I get my 8(almost 9) week old daughter for Christmas?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/29/2008 9:11:56 PM   
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a car

when was your baby born??

how do i get my husband to buy me a new diamond for christmas

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RE: Bad advice - 11/29/2008 9:22:48 PM   
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tell him you will leave him unless he gets you a diamond for christmas

she was born October 6th

How should I tell my neighbor to turn down their music?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/29/2008 9:25:36 PM   
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don't just shoot him with a baked potato launcher

my baby was born on the 26th of sept

How to get her to stop crying?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/29/2008 9:32:29 PM   
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Haha!

Take your own advice, give her a bunch of candy, I heard kids love it

Aww she is just a little over a week older then my daughter.

How can I NOT cry after I drop my daughter off at daycare for the first time?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/29/2008 9:47:13 PM   
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just take her to work with you, i heard the bosses love that too

how do i get these cute mary jane shoes to stay on her wee lil feet?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/29/2008 10:27:16 PM   
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Again, how many times must I say, take your own advice, use the elmers glue

What time should I wake up for church tomorrow? it starts at 9am

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RE: Bad advice - 11/29/2008 10:35:29 PM   
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well with a new baby and all you should probably wake up about 8:49. babies are easy to get ready ROFL and you'll be out the door in no time

my husband and i decided a few weeks ago that we were not doing gifts for christmas this year for anyone but each other and our baby. we were goin to do pictures of her instead. i spent 200 on the photos and now he wants to do gifts. how do i persuade him to stick with our original idea?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/29/2008 10:38:41 PM   
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Tell him that your the woMAN of the house, so you decide what this family does for christmas lol.

Should I go to sleep right now?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/29/2008 10:40:05 PM   
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nawh just stay up all night. that makes people really cheerful the next day

how long shold i leave this hair colour in

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RE: Bad advice - 11/29/2008 10:41:35 PM   
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take it out after you get back home from chruch tomorrow, that should be just enough time.

is there a law against beating up neighbors?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/29/2008 11:18:09 PM   
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no of course not. the police actually encourage doing that

what should i dress Israel in for chruch tomorrow

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RE: Bad advice - 11/30/2008 4:21:18 PM   
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Just put a diaper on her, she should be fine.

what should I cook for dinner?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/30/2008 6:38:09 PM   
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Let's see. Your neighbor's cat. They taste like chicken from what I hear.

Should I kick out my daughter from her video games so I can watch the last few minutes of the Steeler's game?

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Search me, Oh God, and know my heart
Try me, and know my anxieties;
And see if there is any wicked way in me, and
Lead me in the way everlasting Psalm 139:22-24
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Go Steelers!!!
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RE: Bad advice - 11/30/2008 6:40:24 PM   
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nah you can miss the steelers game.

GO STEELERS!!

how would I go about cooking the neighbors cat?

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You might as well try to hear without ears or breathe without lungs, as to try to live a Christian life without the Spirit of God in your heart.
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RE: Bad advice - 11/30/2008 6:46:04 PM   
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Fried? Stewed? Bbbqued? marinated? Hmmmm...the possibilities are endless, lol.

How can we get Rami back in here right now?

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Search me, Oh God, and know my heart
Try me, and know my anxieties;
And see if there is any wicked way in me, and
Lead me in the way everlasting Psalm 139:22-24
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Go Steelers!!!
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RE: Bad advice - 11/30/2008 6:49:32 PM   
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Call the police, tell them it's a emergency and that they need to tell her to get her booty on crosswalk.

What should I serve with my stewed cat?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/30/2008 6:52:54 PM   
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You should have made a cat casserole instead. It wouldn't be so difficult to make dinner, lol. But stewed cat? Hmmmm...how about a bottle of vodka to make it go down easy, lol.

How should I do my victory dance when the Steelers win in a few minutes.

I'm off to watch the game. Later. Enjoy your stewed cat. Next time, I'll tell you how to stew a dog, lol.

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Search me, Oh God, and know my heart
Try me, and know my anxieties;
And see if there is any wicked way in me, and
Lead me in the way everlasting Psalm 139:22-24
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Go Steelers!!!
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RE: Bad advice - 11/30/2008 6:56:23 PM   
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well get on top of your neighbors car and start jumping up and down as hard as you can screaming "THE STEELERS WON THE STEELERS WON!"

LOL I would LOVE to know how to stew a dog, I hope it's not hard!

What is the score of the steelers game?

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RE: Bad advice - 11/30/2008 7:58:53 PM   
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33-10. I didn't get to watch it because it's not on. I watched the Broncos vs Jets instead (crying for my dear Favre!)

So, how do I get through the old testament before the end of the year?

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Search me, Oh God, and know my heart
Try me, and know my anxieties;
And see if there is any wicked way in me, and
Lead me in the way everlasting Psalm 139:22-24
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Go Steelers!!!
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RE: Bad advice - 11/30/2008 8:15:57 PM   
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Don't read at all until the end of the year, that or you can just eat all the pages.

What should I wear on my first day back to work tomorrow?

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