Prairiehiker -> RE: Bad advice (11/30/2008 8:21:37 PM)
Wear something that make you feel really fabulous. Something that makes you look amazing. How about a hot little black dress with plunging neckline.
But if you've not lost all your pregnancy weight yet, how about try wearing a mumu to work. Remember the ones Mrs Roper wore in Three's Company. Get one of those. And I heard florescent technicolor is the in color this winter. So look for those. They'll hide all the pregnancy weight.
Should I go downhill skiing this Dec despite my bummed knee?
BeeLuvsAva -> RE: Bad advice (11/30/2008 8:24:07 PM)
LOL!!!!! I think I have one in my closest [8D]
You should definitely go skiing, it will only make that knee better!
What should I do to lose the rest of this pregnancy weight?
Psalms274 -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 12:02:26 AM)
Go to a third world country for liposuction ... it's real cheap there!
How can I get warm enough to be able to be comfortable enough to fall asleep?
RamiRedeemed -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 12:04:07 AM)
just light the bottom of your bed on fire. use lots of gasoline.
how long should i read the Word tonight
Psalms274 -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 12:17:00 AM)
(I think I'll try that!)
You only need a second to read the Word "word."
How can I learn to type faster?
RamiRedeemed -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 12:17:37 AM)
chop off your hands and get some of those computerized prosthetics
how long should i sleep tonight
SamsonUSA -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 12:21:14 AM)
You should try and sleep long enough so your new name on the thread will be " Rip Van Rami " but when you wake up baby will have two weeks of poop in the diaper [:'(]
I wish I wasn't sitting down to watch Forrest Gump for the 100th time.
Psalms274 -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 12:31:04 AM)
Just think ... soon you will be ablw to be the understudy for the broadway production ... so keep watching! I am sure it will propel you into your broadway debut!
What time should I set my alarm for?
SamsonUSA -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 12:37:21 AM)
You should set it for 3 am and wake up and get on the game thread in the hopes Rami has too many monsters in her to sleep[;)]
Should I try and do my powerwalk tomorrow morning on 5 hours of sleep?
Psalms274 -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 12:41:31 AM)
Absolutely not. You should stay awake all night and then do your power walk ... and then go to work ... and then work out again .... and then stay awake all night again and continue to do this until you set a Guinness book of world records in the staying awake for days power walk category.
Should I go warm my feet and hand in a sink of warm water and try to go back to bed?
SamsonUSA -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 12:45:16 AM)
No you should stick them in a bucket of ice to warm them up.
Should I get off CW and watch a show I Tivo'd?
Psalms274 -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 12:54:50 AM)
Golly ... I think it would be a better idea to try to unwind by trying to figure out how we can have world peace ... and stay up until you have a definitive answer that involves only man. (We can easily do this one without God's help.)
I just got very sleepy ... do you think I should sign off? (I'm going to even if y'all say I shouldn't![;)])
still4gvn -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 12:56:15 AM)
no. watch 'forest gump' again while power walking
what snacks should I serve for meetings at my house this week? (and don't suggest cat - my cat will be reading this) [sm=kitty.gif]
musicboss11 -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 6:27:27 AM)
how about pig's feet, with cow dung, and sheep ears?
What should I give my sweet, elderly, Christian grandma for Christmas?
Prairiehiker -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 7:23:33 AM)
One of those guitar heroes video game.
What should I wear to work this morning?
RamiRedeemed -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 12:27:03 PM)
Just go ahead and wear a pair of mini shorts and a bikini top with 6 inch high heels.
How long should I bake my french fries?
Psalms274 -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 1:03:42 PM)
Overnight at 500 degrees Celsius.
What is the best way to make the bed?
RamiRedeemed -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 1:05:27 PM)
Just grab a jar of peanut butter and a knife and lather it up really good. Its soft, it smells good and you'll sleep GREAT!
How do I tell my husband how to change a tire? Thats right ya all, he doens't know, but I do.
Psalms274 -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 1:10:08 PM)
As you tell him how, make sure you point out every mistake he makes and then bring it up again and again in conversations in the future.
Who should I consult for a wardrobe makeover?
RamiRedeemed -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 1:16:51 PM)
Def consult your grandmother and your mother in law. They have the BEST fashion sense.
What should I write about today?
Psalms274 -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 1:21:50 PM)
The code for the humane genome.
What's the best way to give the dogs a bath?
RamiRedeemed -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 1:23:27 PM)
Use a sandblaster while feeding them chocolate to calm them down.
How long should I clean the house?
Psalms274 -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 1:25:25 PM)
5 minutes
How often should I trim my hair?
still4gvn -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 1:46:07 PM)
every day - it works for guys' beards
how do I avoid housework today?
Psalms274 -> RE: Bad advice (12/1/2008 1:47:08 PM)