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RE: Bad advice - 7/2/2009 7:05:19 PM
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Matthew-59
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im really sore from running yesterday, what can i do about it??
Absolutely nothing. You're just going to have to put up with the pain.
What should I watch on TV tonight?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/2/2009 8:25:13 PM
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the weather channel
what should i do to make our 4th of july sale bigger and better than everyone elses??
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RE: Bad advice - 7/2/2009 8:31:16 PM
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one peanut
what should i do after work??
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RE: Bad advice - 7/2/2009 9:11:54 PM
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Keep working an extra shift for free. Then go to the gas station and prepay for forty bucks' worth of gas. Then drive away real fast before they realize you didn't take the gas! HaHaHa!! That'll show 'em!
When should I go to bed?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/2/2009 9:16:29 PM
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before you take off your shoes and clothes
how can I improve my attitude?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/2/2009 9:21:25 PM
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Go out and spend money...that always makes me feel better.
I'm feeling down myself, but I don't have any money...what should I do?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/2/2009 9:23:13 PM
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Take drugs. It helps.
How should I find out who this caller who keeps calling my cell phone is?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/2/2009 10:39:49 PM
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Call the FBI. I'm sure they have nothing better to do and would be more than happy to help you.
Should I finish my reading or go to bed early?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/2/2009 11:48:30 PM
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skip both and go a bar
I need new clothes...how do I get some?
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 7/2/2009 11:56:16 PM
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Run around town naked and go dumpster diving.
What's the best way to improve my vocabulary?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/2/2009 11:58:40 PM
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hold a professor hostage until he teaches you new words
I'd like a new kitchen sink...how do I get one?
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 7/3/2009 12:48:51 AM
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Steal one. But if you're going to do that, make sure you get the best and most expensive one made. Be sure to ask a store employee about the selection they have on hand, and then ask for assistance to carry it out of the store. You wouldn't want to hurt yourself. Those things are heavy.
What should I wear to a job interview?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/3/2009 12:57:28 AM
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go in sweats and tennis shoes....I hear "casual" is really 'in' these days.
the guy who used to cut my grass moved...how can I get it cut now?
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 7/3/2009 12:13:42 PM
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Buy a horse to eat your grass and then you won't have to mow it. Don't worry about any city ordinances about having livestock on your property. I hear Detroit is very lenient about that.
Should I read a book, watch a movie, or what?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/3/2009 3:21:56 PM
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You should open your front door and yell "Party here tonight!" and see who shows up
My foot still hurts from a month ago...how do I make it stop hurting?
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 7/3/2009 7:11:56 PM
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just tell them "stop #*@*#*$&#* all you &@*^$*#*$^!"
How can I cook dinner but cool off the house? (we don't have a/c)
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RE: Bad advice - 7/3/2009 9:40:18 PM
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Simple. Just eat everything uncooked. Plus, you can leave the freezer door open and place a fan in front of it to create your own homemade air conditioner.
My computer keyboard is dirty. What is the best way to clean it?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/3/2009 9:46:09 PM
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Sneeze on it and wipe it around.
I have a cut on my thumb. How can I keep the shampoo out of it when I take a shower?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/3/2009 9:46:23 PM
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skip the shower for a week until it heals... no one will notice the smell
I'm watching the Twilight Zone marathon. How can I know if I'm in the Twilight Zone or not?
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If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 7/3/2009 9:58:40 PM
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When you start to see yourself on TV, you'll know. I suggest you watch the entire marathon so you will be certain to not miss anything that you might have missed years ago when the show was new. You will need to forsake all the necessities of life like eating, sleeping, using the bathroom, etc, etc.
The trees out back of my apartment need to be trimmed. How can I get the manager to get that job done?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/3/2009 10:03:02 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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climb the tree and refuse to get down until they're trimmed.
should I dye my hair bleach blond?
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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RE: Bad advice - 7/3/2009 10:15:22 PM
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Yes, and the easiest and cheapest way to do that is to shave it all off and place in a small garbage bag filled with laundry bleach. Let that soak for an hour or two and then glue the hair back onto your head.
I would like to get a pet. Do you have any suggestions?
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RE: Bad advice - 7/3/2009 10:40:34 PM
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Chrystal-J-007
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a bag of spiders....but, what-ever you do, don't drop the bag.
I wonder if my pet hamster and cat would play well together...should I let them hang out together?
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Random Thoughts:
If at first you don't succeed--skydiving is not for you.
I want to die while asleep like my grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
If Noah had been smart he would have swatted those two flies.
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