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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 10:15:38 PM   
RamiRedeemed


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the bar!! the 'not straight' bar (since i can't use the other word)

should i drink this monster, number 4 for the day?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 10:15:43 PM   
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yes, and go into detail of what everything is made of too!

Should I wait for Rami to tell us what she bought?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 10:16:43 PM   
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quote:

should i drink this monster, number 4 for the day?


Yes drink 6 more

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 10:16:58 PM   
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no you should beat it out of her

i want God to speak to me from a burning bush. should i light the neighbors bushes on fire and wait on the Lord?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 10:18:47 PM   
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Burning bush? why don't you light their trees on fire, I think he will speak to you then.

Should I Go to bed now? Will I be able to pry my typing fingers from the keyboard?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 10:21:58 PM   
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nawh just stay up all night!

how to make my internet faster?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 10:23:11 PM   
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Throw your computer on the floor.

How to get away from the CW?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 10:24:05 PM   
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Just quit your job, buy an RV and travel state to state and meet all of us in person.

How can i lose 20 pounds overnight?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 10:34:04 PM   
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Eat a Bunch of Chocolate, then eat twice as much celery (celery is negative calories) then Pray pray pray.

What should I do for christmas?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/1/2008 10:42:39 PM   
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well max out all your credit cards on gifts for yourself then tell your family that you're dirt poor so they give you all their money

how long should i spend in the bath tub

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RE: Bad advice - 12/2/2008 12:56:13 AM   
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10 hours (at a min.)



Where should I go for my next vacation?
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RE: Bad advice - 12/2/2008 12:58:47 AM   
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Siberia in January

What should I have for desert?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/2/2008 1:00:27 AM   
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live squid


What should I have for breakfast in the morning?
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RE: Bad advice - 12/2/2008 1:08:13 AM   
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your neighbors cat

what should i do all day tomorrow

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RE: Bad advice - 12/2/2008 1:10:08 AM   
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DANCE!

Should I go to bed now?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/2/2008 1:11:38 AM   
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nawh stay up all night

should i clean the house before my monster in law gets here

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RE: Bad advice - 12/2/2008 1:13:14 AM   
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DANCE!

Should I go to bed now?

yes, so you can dream that Tim Tebo got married to a Florida State fan

Should I eat some low fat ice cream?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/2/2008 1:14:07 AM   
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ORIGINAL: SamsonUSA

quote:

ORIGINAL: jesuschick247

DANCE!

Should I go to bed now?

yes, so you can dream that Tim Tebo got married to a Florida State fan

Should I eat some low fat ice cream?


You make me laugh! That was funny!

No, you should eat some lard instead!

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RE: Bad advice - 12/2/2008 1:14:57 AM   
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ORIGINAL: RamiRedeemed

nawh stay up all night

should i clean the house before my monster in law gets here

No give her a reason to go back home and tell all of her friends that her daughter in law likes a messy house

should I take the dog for a walk?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/2/2008 1:21:03 AM   
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No, you should let him just sit around and do nothing.

Should I ask my friends if they wanna hang out this weekend?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/2/2008 7:56:35 AM   
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No. Just post in the games thread all weekend.

How can I get my daughter to wake up early?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/2/2008 8:00:49 AM   
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buy a trumpet and blow it really loudly, then run outside. She'll think the Lord returned and she missed the bus. gasp!

how do i get the baby to sleep so momma can sleep

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RE: Bad advice - 12/2/2008 8:12:13 AM   
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fill up her bottle with monsters.

What should I do with my hair this morning

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Lead me in the way everlasting Psalm 139:22-24
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RE: Bad advice - 12/2/2008 11:15:26 AM   
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shave it all off like Sinead O'Connor.

Should I get off the CW and go back to work?

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RE: Bad advice - 12/2/2008 11:16:07 AM   
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Nothing at all!

Should I email my BFF?

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