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RE: Bad advice - 9/30/2009 8:56:26 PM   
Chrystal-J-007


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Wonder what I would look like in a habit (Nun costume).

what can I do with all these wormy apples on the tree out front? Even the raccoons won't eat them.

I would save them in a bowl and throw them at people I didn't like. (Or people who disagree with anything I said.)

What type of guy should I date?

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RE: Bad advice - 10/3/2009 12:45:07 PM   
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you like excitement and travel. date an international spy and saboteur.

the weather is nasty. what can dh and I do for fun today?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/3/2009 3:42:48 PM   
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Play Twister and then roast marshmallows over the stove.


I want to re-do the floors in my house...should I sand/paint them or carpet them?

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RE: Bad advice - 10/3/2009 7:49:13 PM   
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Paint them with glow-in-the-dark, neon green paint.

I'm getting eyestrain from sitting at the computer too long. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 10/3/2009 9:48:11 PM   
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don't blink and play a really intense computer game

I have been having insomnia, what should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 10/3/2009 11:09:02 PM   
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Drink coffee...if you have to be awake, you might as well be alert.

I need to go out once in a while for fun...where should I go and what should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 10/4/2009 8:35:23 AM   
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I think you should go to your local landfill and search through all the garbage for edible food. There are starving people all over the place that could really use what you find.


I just moved. What should I do with all the stuff I have in boxes?

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RE: Bad advice - 10/5/2009 12:00:57 PM   
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send them to your congress person c.o.d.. then eat and sleep on the floor.

I gotta start cooking this pot roast, but it's still half frozen. what should I do?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/5/2009 12:51:19 PM   
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Make a bon-fire in the backyard...then toss it in. That ought to defrost it quickly. When people ask "what's for dinner?" point to the bon-fire and tell them they can push it out with a long stick and carve it themselves or go to McDonalds.

I was thinking of going to a sporting event...which one should I go to?

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RE: Bad advice - 10/5/2009 10:18:15 PM   
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Which ever one is the most expensive.

I have a sore throat from stupid pollen, and it hasn't been at least 4 hours to I can take another pill or two...what should I do in the mean time?

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RE: Bad advice - 10/5/2009 11:24:01 PM   
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scream...if you're gonna have a sore throat anyway...you might as well make everyone else miserable.

should I go to the open forum for the people who are running for city counsel? Or skip it cuz the politicians are just gonna make a bunch of empty promises anyway?

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RE: Bad advice - 10/9/2009 5:13:41 PM   
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Go! And make rude loud comments and ask embarrassing questions.

dh will be gone 10 days. can I post in the singles' section of CW now?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/9/2009 11:13:11 PM   
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Post under the name of "Wild'N'Single". If you're gonna post as a single...you might as well make it interesting.

I'm eating crackers and cream cheese...should I stop or keep going until all the crackers are gone?

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RE: Bad advice - 10/10/2009 12:01:40 PM   
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after all the crackers are gone, just eat gobs of cream cheese dipped in jelly. (yes I've done it)

should I act as if this is the first day of the rest of my life? or wait and start tomorrow.
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RE: Bad advice - 10/10/2009 7:04:19 PM   
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well...it's 7:05 pm here...so, I'd say start fresh tomorrow. (That way, you do anything tonight you want to--cuz it'll all be erased tomorrow.)

I'm debating if I should go for carry-out food or eat a TV dinner tonight. What should I do?

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RE: Bad advice - 10/16/2009 4:56:00 PM   
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order an appetizer from each carryout place and munch on them as you drive.

the munchkins (grandsons) both have the flu and I got exposed. what should I do?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/16/2009 10:23:39 PM   
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Walking around sneezing, while saying "I think I have the flu...can I have a drink of your cola??" (While reaching for someone's glass.)

I want to go on vacation...how shall I do that for free?

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RE: Bad advice - 10/16/2009 11:51:58 PM   
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Pitch a tent in the neighbor's front yard. It's away from home, but it's inexpensive.

I ate half a bowl of popcorn, but I'm still hungry. It's 11:00 and almost time for bed...

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RE: Bad advice - 10/17/2009 12:05:37 PM   
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start cooking an 8 course dinner

Cat is bored because it's pouring outside. How can I entertain her?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/17/2009 2:32:25 PM   
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Bring the neighbor's dog over after you've smeared dog food on Cat. That will liven up Cat's life. (She may seek revenge, though...so, be prepared.)

I'm tired (probably from a flare up of my arthritis). Should I just lay around all day or try to do housework anyway?

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RE: Bad advice - 10/17/2009 6:29:17 PM   
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Wrap yourself in a towel and lay on the floor. Move occasionally to dust the floor. Two birds with one stone.

My daughter just walked in. She's 13, so I like to torment her, but I am out of ideas.
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RE: Bad advice - 10/17/2009 11:45:23 PM   
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chat with her friends online and tell them funny and humiliating stories of the *what you think are cute* things she did as a toddler.

it's late at night.. my darling daughters will NOT GO TO BED!!! how can I get my lovely children to go to sleep?

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RE: Bad advice - 10/18/2009 1:16:33 PM   
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Tell them the "sleep fairy" won't come and put money under their pillow if they don't fall asleep on time. When they get up tomorrow, tell them they missed the deadline by 5 minutes...better luck next time.

I need to get a boyfriend...how should I go about getting one?

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RE: Bad advice - 10/18/2009 4:04:54 PM   
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Develop a really whiny voice and follow them around saying, "I'm reeeeallly a lot of fun. Don't you like me???"

I want to get back into my thin clothes. What should I do?
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RE: Bad advice - 10/18/2009 8:35:14 PM   
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Buy some huge clothes...then your current clothes will be your "thin clothes".

I need to go to confession (I'm Catholic), but I always say "Next time" and go home. How can I force myself to go into the confessional? (You talk through the holes in the side. Those one's are more open...ours has doors & sides.)





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