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Chrystal-J-007 -> RE: Bad advice (10/31/2009 10:59:22 PM)
No question for me? [sm=shocked.gif] I'll answer the last one. Yes, wear a mask like still4gvn said, but you should also rob people who answer the door. I'm taking vitamins to avoid catching a cold...what else should I do to prevent catching something?

car2ner -> RE: Bad advice (11/1/2009 5:12:34 PM)
cover yourself in Vaseline so everything slides right off. What should I do for the bug sting I got in my arm today?

still4gvn -> RE: Bad advice (11/1/2009 10:52:49 PM)
amputate. there are always all kinds of cake, cookies and gooey confections spread out after church. should I find another church so I don't gain weight?

Chrystal-J-007 -> RE: Bad advice (11/1/2009 10:56:51 PM)
No...instead blame the church--it's always nice to have a scapegoat. I need a new coat...what kind should I get for the cold weather ahead?

mollypear -> RE: Bad advice (11/2/2009 4:49:43 PM)
Why wear a coat when bikini's are the rage? How should I tell my parents that I really really really don't want to go to my own National Honor Society party?

m4maggie -> RE: Bad advice (11/2/2009 10:15:31 PM)
Don't... Just fake being really sick.. mix some crackers and tomato soup in the toilet, make some gross gagging sounds and show them you've just been violently ill. They'll believe you. How can I get rid of this nagging cough that I've got?

car2ner -> RE: Bad advice (11/3/2009 7:04:11 AM)
nag back at it. how do you get that annoying itch out of the inside of your nose without getting caught picking it?

LovebirdsFlying -> RE: Bad advice (11/3/2009 1:20:04 PM)
Take out a hanky and fake a really hard sneeze. Where is a great place to go on vacation?

Chrystal-J-007 -> RE: Bad advice (11/3/2009 6:13:01 PM)
I hear war-torn Iraq is doing tours now. (I really read that somewhere...wild!) What's a good way to meet people and make new friends?

still4gvn -> RE: Bad advice (11/3/2009 11:22:38 PM)
drive on the sidewalk and throw candies at passer-bys. my laptop keeps saying, 'error on page'. Should I take that personally or is it referring to the the ideas on this message board?

m4maggie -> RE: Bad advice (11/4/2009 11:22:46 AM)
If your given name is "Paige" then yes.. You should take that personally.. Computers are very smart you know.. LOL LOL We're all sick at my house but I'm bored and feeling out of the loop. How do I stay in touch and not spread the plague?

allisonbrett -> RE: Bad advice (11/4/2009 1:35:32 PM)
Instead of going out how about inviting everyone to your house for a "Welcome Fall" party. It'll be great! You'll be saving all those in public and keeping things close between you, your family and your closest friends. "Friends that give the very best...." I keep falling off the wagon with my fitness and weight loss plans... how can I keep motivated and on track?

car2ner -> RE: Bad advice (11/4/2009 2:10:41 PM)
just re-read Still4given's post above. Rolling on the floor laughing is great exercise! What should I do with my pen that just ran out of ink?

still4gvn -> RE: Bad advice (11/4/2009 3:55:57 PM)
write invisible libelous messages: that way you can't be sued. everyone is finally out of the house. how do Cat and I celebrate the peace?

Chrystal-J-007 -> RE: Bad advice (11/4/2009 4:08:11 PM)
Go to the store and buy Twinkies, Cup cakes, candy bars, potato chips and your favorite beverage. Then lay around eating sweets and watching movies. Throw your empty wrappers on the floor...for a final touch. I'm supposed to read some stuff for my bible study on Friday...but, I'd rather sit around watching TV and drinking Pepsi. What should I do?

March7 -> RE: Bad advice (11/5/2009 6:02:11 PM)
Answer your Bible study questions with things you learned from the TV shows and from reading the Pepsi cans. How do I keep from getting whatever cold or something I feel like I'm getting?

Chrystal-J-007 -> RE: Bad advice (11/5/2009 11:34:59 PM)
(I've been feeling that way myself...I keep feeling like I'm getting something, then it goes away.) Drink whiskey...then you won't care if you're getting something or not. I need to figure a way to get my home repairs done...but, I'm not a good handy-man. How do I get these things fixed?

still4gvn -> RE: Bad advice (11/6/2009 3:21:51 AM)
you'll never be a handy-man unless you have a sex change operation, so go ahead - you'll be half way there although you still won't know how to fix anything. my tooth broke and the sharp piece is hurting my cheek but I'm too afraid to go to the dentist. what can I do to ameliorate the situation?

MainstayNut -> RE: Bad advice (11/6/2009 8:56:29 AM)
Have your dh punch you in the mouth and hope the rest of it falls out. [&:] I got a second place ribbon on my painting last night. My teacher said that if it wins a ribbon, the price goes up. [;)] It was at $200....how much should it be now?

m4maggie -> RE: Bad advice (11/6/2009 8:30:21 PM)
$201 Oh wait.. this isn't ebay! LOL feeling blah.. what do I do fix this?

Chrystal-J-007 -> RE: Bad advice (11/6/2009 10:51:54 PM)
go on a wild spending spree (don't even look at the price tags and use someone else's credit card). Then, take yourself on a vacation (alone) and whoop it up with total strangers for a week. That ought to do it. My friends are pressuring me to join their church, but I'm happy with mine. What should I do?

m4maggie -> RE: Bad advice (11/7/2009 11:40:31 AM)
clone yourself.. then you can do both! what should I fix for my children for lunch? Heh.. these kids of mine.. keep bugging me for food every few hours!

car2ner -> RE: Bad advice (11/7/2009 2:42:11 PM)
popcorn and toss them a piece every few minutes or so. how should I fix my hair tomorrow?

Chrystal-J-007 -> RE: Bad advice (11/7/2009 8:32:17 PM)
Tease it up into a 3 foot bouffant, with pin-curls down the sides. I just dust-mopped the floor, should I continue on to dust the tables too?

still4gvn -> RE: Bad advice (11/7/2009 8:40:36 PM)
pour honey all over the tables - that'll keep the dust from falling on your clean floors. dh just took me out for Thai food, but now I feel like some coconut custard pie. what should I do?

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