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Chrystal-J-007 -> RE: Bad advice (11/13/2009 1:09:16 AM)
Mix the Thai food with the custard pie in a blender...that way you can have both at the same time...yum! [:'(] I told my friends via text message to stop bugging me to join their church...I wonder if I shouldn't of told them in person. What should I have done?

LovebirdsFlying -> RE: Bad advice (11/13/2009 6:46:26 AM)
Take out a full page ad in the newspaper. I can't seem to get warm. How should I help myself?

m4maggie -> RE: Bad advice (11/13/2009 8:32:50 PM)
a big bottle of bourbon should do the trick.. you won't be cold.. and you won't care![:D] I need my hair cut and it's not in the budget to go to a salon.. what should I do about my awful hair?

car2ner -> RE: Bad advice (11/14/2009 6:04:23 AM)
ask you kids to do it for you. Kids love the chance to cut hair and it will be a learning experience for them. my coffee has gotten cold. suggestions?

m4maggie -> RE: Bad advice (11/14/2009 2:16:48 PM)
add some hot peppers to your coffee.. that'll heat it up for ya! LOL[:D] my kids and their little friend are inside.. they wanted to.. "watch a movie" but instead are destroying my house. How can I keep these kiddies under control?

car2ner -> RE: Bad advice (11/14/2009 3:24:31 PM)
two words...Duct Tape! Now that I have chili pepper coffee, what should I have for dinner?

Psalms274 -> RE: Bad advice (11/14/2009 6:39:57 PM)
Chocolate covered grasshoppers dipped in ragu. Now that cooler air is on it's way (in the next few weeks) how can I plan ahead to insure my feet do not freeze?

still4gvn -> RE: Bad advice (11/15/2009 12:14:34 PM)
join one of those cults where they walk over hot coals. what should I wear to church today?

Chrystal-J-007 -> RE: Bad advice (11/15/2009 1:42:21 PM)
Wear a man's 3 piece suit. Start a new trend. Need to find a hobby...what should I take up?

car2ner -> RE: Bad advice (11/16/2009 6:04:01 AM)
Sword fighting with Creative Anacronisms. Just think about all the new clothes you get to buy for it. And gear and camping supplies. I haven't been able to convince m'love to cut the grass lately. suggestions?

LovebirdsFlying -> RE: Bad advice (11/16/2009 6:36:21 AM)
Tell him you lost the car in it. What should I get my 9-month-old grandson for Christmas?

Chrystal-J-007 -> RE: Bad advice (11/16/2009 1:31:15 PM)
A car...he can grow into it. In the meantime, you'll have something nice to drive around in. Everyone will think you're so generous. I need to get to the post office today... it's about a mile away. My truck's acting up again...how should I try to get there?

m4maggie -> RE: Bad advice (11/16/2009 9:20:18 PM)
buy a unicycle and practice riding it.. it'll become a new hobby and it'll get people talking my kids are getting bored with the items I put in their lunches for school.. any suggestions on how to improve??

car2ner -> RE: Bad advice (11/17/2009 6:52:03 AM)
Give them chocolate covered ants. They will quickly learn to appreciate carrot sticks again. I'm a bit chilly but I don't want to go put on a bulky sweater. Any ideas?

AppleTool -> RE: Bad advice (11/17/2009 10:11:55 PM)
Set the oven to 350 and climb inside. I am thinking of joining Facebook, should I join?

car2ner -> RE: Bad advice (11/18/2009 2:01:27 PM)
sure! and after you do sign up for all the apps, games, quizes, tattoos, etc. Your friends will all love you for it. I don't know what to write in twitter. whatcha tink?

Chrystal-J-007 -> RE: Bad advice (11/18/2009 4:06:38 PM)
Your phone number and this note: "Looking for fun!" I hate sorting junk mail...what could I do to make that easier?

still4gvn -> RE: Bad advice (11/18/2009 10:40:22 PM)
burn it and roast marshmallows. Car2ner: "Sword fighting with Creative Anachronisms." Sounds like it would make a good game thread. How can I find meaning in life?

Lianna -> RE: Bad advice (11/19/2009 5:19:39 PM)
Tell your hubby to do for you while you watch soaps on tv, between the soaps and your husband you'll figure it out. I have to go get my gallbladder removed and I don't have coverage to cover the cost how can I do it myself?

LovebirdsFlying -> RE: Bad advice (11/20/2009 1:52:13 AM)
With a kitchen knife, tongs, tweezers, and a melon scoop. Drink a lot of alcohol first, to prevent pain. Seal the wound with super glue and duct tape. What's the best way to wear my hair for Thanksgiving dinner?

Lianna -> RE: Bad advice (11/20/2009 2:06:13 PM)
don't wash your hair for three days, the night before put lots of mousse and gel in your hair then put a winter beanie on you head and in the morning pull the hat off and voila you have the perfect hair. I called in sick last night not because I was sick but becasue I had a lot of chores to do, but I woke up this morning sick. I still have all of these chores that HAVE to be done but now I am too tired to do them. what should I do?

Chrystal-J-007 -> RE: Bad advice (11/20/2009 11:33:47 PM)
Blackmail someone else into doing them...and then blackmail them into going to your job for you too. (You must have the goods on somebody out there.) I stress out too easily...how do I calmly go through my days?

LovebirdsFlying -> RE: Bad advice (11/21/2009 2:42:16 AM)
One word: Valium. Got any cures for migraine?

m4maggie -> RE: Bad advice (11/21/2009 10:41:29 AM)
run the vacuum and wash the dishes.. the louder the chore the better.. And make sure all the windows shades are wide open so you can enjoy the sunshine.. and if you do all this while thinking happy thoughts, I'm sure the migraine will just disappear! what should I do to shake the cobwebs out this morning.. woke up really groggy

SamsonUSA -> RE: Bad advice (11/21/2009 1:00:48 PM)
I would encourage my north of the border friend to take a long walk outdoors wearing shorts, a tank, and flip flops. That should shake the cobwebs out. Should I get off of the CW and finish my final that is due on Tuesday?

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