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The Whiners Thread
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| Everything is hunky dory |
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| The preacher didn't shake my hand |
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| I almost drowned during my baptism |
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| They will let anyone sing specials... |
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| The preacher is preaching to me |
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| Music is always rock-n-roll and loud |
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| No one ever calls me when I'm out |
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| It's too cold in there |
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| All the mixed perfume smells drive me crazy |
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| Don't click here |
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(last vote on : 12/3/2008 11:52:25 AM)
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RE: The Whiners Thread - 3/23/2007 10:57:30 PM
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jbow
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Laff... if the Preacher is preaching to you... you are in a good Church with a Preacher who is in touch with God!!!
It is cold in here though...
J
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 4/3/2007 2:22:35 AM
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PamiAni
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I whine to my best friend. That keeps me from whinning to my hubby after he has had a full day at work. It is so wonderful to have someone to just let off steam and then let it be done. 
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 4/3/2007 9:47:25 AM
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Covaan_Meshuga
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whine, whine, whine, whine, whine.
Now that that's over with,
Oh, the luxury of a day off from work!
Woohoo!
I'm going back to bed, to luxuriate in my featherbed, to lie there and not care whether or not I do fall back to sleep and to not care whether or not I get up by noon!
YESSSSS!
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 4/3/2007 11:39:04 AM
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ezri
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Whines cause she wanted to go back to bed and she can't........
BUT BUT BUT!!!
I have pretty flowers in my rose garden wanna see um???
There is this one
and this onethis one
and this one too!<--- that one really is a rose bud for honest real, no jokin'...
now all you folkses out there can whine about not havig purty flowers in your rose garden!
~ezri
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 5/30/2007 10:09:52 PM
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nicole6598
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ezri maybe you have heard it lots of times but other people there haven't...
Also, maybe God could be trying to tell you something.
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RE: The Whiners Thread - 5/30/2007 10:31:02 PM
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epitome
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boy you think you guy's got it bad
we have so many after church pot luck's
i do believe we are going to have to widen the churches doors.
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RE: The Whiners Thread - 5/31/2007 12:12:52 AM
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nicole6598
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that's it walker 
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RE: The Whiners Thread - 5/31/2007 10:06:41 AM
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silversurfer3001
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Okay - I hate to do it, but I have to say that the thing that disappoints me most is the lack of fellowship and comaraderie with other men in the church.
Most guys seem far too macho to even deign to hug another man, and to talk about anything deeper than the local pro ball teams or auto mechanics or the career (when it's going well) seems strictly verboten.
The bible tells not to forsake fellowship one with another and to share one another's burdens, but frankly, the men in my church seem to have forgotten how to do that.
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 5/31/2007 11:50:53 AM
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ezri
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quote:
ORIGINAL: nicole6598
ezri maybe you have heard it lots of times but other people there haven't...
Also, maybe God could be trying to tell you something.
He did take a different angle on it than the pastor and the other deacon had. (they did the exact same things! I think they got their notes from the same place!) He read it from 4 different translations and a paraphrase and then talked about why we should pray- not how... *wipes brow*
Thing is I know he is gonna corner me and say How did I do? how do you think the folks liked it? and so on. I have always tried to be 100% honest with him when he asks this question. I have never had to tell him someone slept through it. I was seriously worried that I'd have to cover for some brother who tucked it in when he announced the focus passage. I didn't have to. LOL! what he did was he threw a "Paraphrase" in the middle of a couple of other translations. That paraphrase woke everyone up. LOL!
We did have a long prayer and praise time- he actually called the music minister up and asked him if he could lead us in a few praise songs . We don't normally sing on Wednesday nights as the pianist is the Missions friends teacher. It went much better than I thought it would.
What I learned-AGAIN- God is in control and his word never returns empty... even if the congregation is hearing it for the 3rd time in 18 months.
~ezri
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 5/31/2007 12:41:25 PM
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laura...
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I have pretty flowers in my rose garden wanna see um???
There is this one
You should take that pic off your site and enter it in a photo contest.
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 5/31/2007 1:56:49 PM
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ezri
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Okay so I killed the thread with pretty flowers.
~ezri
Well if the flowers don't kill it your pink font surely will...(kidding!!)
Keep listening, I'm sure there's an underlying message in the Lord's prayer about using pink font that you haven't gotten yet.
My Pink??? KILL a THREAD?!?!?!  
Never.... LOL! been using it since 1999 (Walker as my witness- and he is still alive) no one has died yet. Least no one has found anyone that has died from it yet. Then there was that one woman in Italy that they found mummified but I dunno if she was a crosswalk member so the nay-sayers cannot prove a thing. If i re-read that paraphrase I might could get something about the pink being connected with the pharisees on the street corners but NAH, that'd be stretching something the paraphrase already has stretched REALLY THIN!
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I have pretty flowers in my rose garden wanna see um???
There is this one
You should take that pic off your site and enter it in a photo contest.
Awwww! thanks for the complement Laura!
See Spongy, Pink and Flowers ain't killed no one yet! and you are not allowed to be the first!
~ezri
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 5/31/2007 4:52:52 PM
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ezri
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...My Pink??? KILL a THREAD?!?!?!
Never.... LOL! been using it since 1999 (Walker as my witness- and he is still alive) no one has died yet. Least no one has found anyone that has died from it yet. ~ezri
1999? That's a long time! It's apparent that you've been given over to a reprobate mind to 'do what ought not to be done'. I'd pray for you but there's no hope for a reprobate mind now is there?
(How do I look in this font? Don't lie, just tell me the truth...unless it makes my butt look too big...)
Spongy,
My mind has been described as warped, twisted, and missing more than a few marbles(again, I have Walker as witness) but I don't think it has ever been labeled as reprobate. Just another to add to the long long list.
as for the font and your butt... I shall simply avert my eyes and live another day. This is what my husband does when I ask silly questions about body parts.
~ezri
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 6/1/2007 12:02:43 AM
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Covaan_Meshuga
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whine
whine
whine
certain computer programs need to take a flying leap
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 6/1/2007 7:46:12 AM
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Covaan_Meshuga
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You're hilarious!
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RE: The Never-ending Christian Whiners Thread - 6/1/2007 10:42:17 AM
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ezri
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peole in my church are too friendly. If I wanted to talk, I'd phone them. And there is this ten min 'handshake' time in the middle of the service where people run over and wake me and yak, yak, yak. 
Do you attend my church? HOW TO KNOW... if you have slept through the going over of the Lords Prayer as a Pattern for prayer 3 times in the last 18 months you are one of the fellows I wake up during the 10 minute handshaking time. Also- I can prove it from my stand point... You sit 3rd pew from the back organ side on the end near the stained glass windows- you put a hymnal over the AC vent and don't snore(too loudly anyway cause I cannot hear you from my 2nd from front pew organ side).
I knew I knew you!
~ezri
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